Ladies of London!

[str8ridr]

Hi, I'm Ethan, 40 from Texas. I'll be in London next week and would love to meet up with a nice lady to show me around. A little about me. I'm tall (6'1"), very sweet, with brown hair and blue eyes. I'm in town for an academic conference. Specifically looking at Wednesday evening (after around 5:30).

Message me if you're interested! Hope to hear from you.

Ethan

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hi, I'm Ethan, 40 from Texas. I'll be in London next week and would love to meet up with a nice lady to show me around. A little about me. I'm tall (6'1"), very sweet, with brown hair and blue eyes. I'm in town for an academic conference. Specifically looking at Wednesday evening (after around 5:30).

Message me if you're interested! Hope to hear from you.

Ethan

Well I'm definitely not your demographic, but what's your field of study?

 

[Spiritedlady]

Well I'm definitely not your demographic, but what's your field of study?

How did you end up on here Ruth? Lol. Are you running interference?

Hello Ethan, I love a Texan man and I am in London but it might be a bit short notice for me. I wish you every luck though.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

How did you end up on here Ruth? Lol. Are you running interference?

Hello Ethan, I love a Texan man and I am in London but it might be a bit short notice for me. I wish you every luck though.

I get mentioned for assists and goals (in some sports)

And the proof is in the pudding ^^

 

[where_is_RUTH]

#all By Myself... #don'wanna Be All By Myself
#anymore!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Shit fu*kin text. ^^ that's all meant to be upper case.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

All By Myself

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Wtf...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I am frequently in London but don’t meet lit folk for fearing of ending up a corpse in the Thames... but good luck with your search,

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I am frequently in London but don’t meet lit folk for fearing of ending up a corpse in the Thames... but good luck with your search,

Don't listen to her. She met me, tied me up, and went out for dinner.
She did come back the next morning to let me out.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Don't listen to her. She met me, tied me up, and went out for dinner.
She did come back the next morning to let me out.

Oi! A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Oi! A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell...

I ain't no gentleman.

OYE, IVE LOST MY VOICE

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Yeay

I Can Shout Again

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Wtf

WTF

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Are you struggling with tech again Ruthie? You need AP’s tech helpline.. I’ve helped lots of old dears out...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Are you struggling with tech again Ruthie? You need AP’s tech helpline.. I’ve helped lots of old dears out...

You know the old man you see carrying a cheapo carrier bag, shuffling around the shop, mumbling to himself. That's me.

(And I'm currently pissing in Elvis's thread. I'm actually sorry about that. Just think of me as a magpie, shotgun should do it)

Last post I promise. Sorry again. Need to stop drinking.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Aaahffhfhh

OK I'm curious. How was your conference.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Aaahffhfhh

OK I'm curious. How was your conference.

Oops - you’ve just reminded me I may have left him tied up at the Marriott...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Are you struggling with tech again Ruthie? You need AP’s tech helpline.. I’ve helped lots of old dears out...

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Oops - you’ve just reminded me I may have left him tied up at the Marriott...

You have form

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I'M NOT DEAF!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

It seems to work when it wants to? (Shrug emoji)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Looks like the hijackers have struck again!!

 

[UgliestSon]

Jealous you will be in London but who wants to meet some crazy gal from Lit? I would just eat a bunch of Indian food and get drunk AF at BrewDog and buy a shit ton of LPs from Flashback. Maybe go passout at the Tate.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Looks like the hijackers have struck again!!

It’s the hi-Jill i’m Interested in. Much like the OP