I'm the one who falls asleep after orgasm while he's still pumping away (little necro going on there), so I can't say that one, but....
Where shall I begin?
1. Not thinking about me unless I'm standing in front of his face.
2. Forgetting conversations we've had, even though he was actually talking during them.
3. All the goddamn messes he makes.
4. When I'm mad, he walks away. &*^$&*^$&!!!