Ladies moment of your time please

[Todd]

If I washed my penis really, really well. made sure it was absolutely clean would you give me blow job?

 

[estevie]

That you said "if" well, Todd...that just scares me, hon!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No, but you could borrow my vacum cleaner, it's one of the last in the world that has a suck function with attachments

 

[MissTaken]

Todd...Todd....Todd.....

Now, you sound so desperate. hugs


However, a good girl would get in the shower with you, bathe you and blow you all right there!



Good luck on your quest, my dear!

 

[Cath!]

No.

 

[Debbie]

Todd have you been drinking or sniffing the oven cleaner again? Hope you had a happy holiday. and ah the answer is no. But I am married. Good luck to you.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

wow 4 turn downs for Todd

What about me girls? Can I have one instead of him? hehe

 

[Todd]

No.

sorry Cath! this thread was set up for a punch line from a movie i watched last night.


No!? So I guess that makes you a dirty cock sucker


Don't hurt me it's only a joke

 

[Thumper]

Todd

If you wash it really, really, really well...I think you may not need the blowjob.

At least that's what happens when I am thorough in the shower

Wifey always wonders why I head straight for the refrigereator after I get a shower.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What about me girls? Can I have one instead of him? hehe

The vacum cleaner offer still stands

 

[Thumper]

Afterglow?

After I am done in the shower...I don't need a vacuum cleaner.

 

[christophe]

Re: Todd

If you wash it really, really, really well...I think you may not need the blowjob.

At least that's what happens when I am thorough in the shower

Wifey always wonders why I head straight for the refrigereator after I get a shower.

I am glad I am not the only one who does that......Honest, I was just washing it and it went off!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Todd

I am glad I am not the only one who does that......Honest, I was just washing it and it went off!

Yeah, yeah... with a bang, we girls have heard it all before... can't you think of something more exciting to get us aroused......like leaning against a wall with your jeans undone.....

*OMG, did I just write that,lol*

 

[christophe]

too bad lit doesn't support interactive avatars...all you would have to do is unzip...make a wish and blow out the candle

 

[T.H. Oughts]

interactive avatars...

Now theres a scary thought,lol

 

[Rick DeVille]

You're a funny guy, Todd, real funny.

 

[AusTess]

Funny ha ha?

Or funny weird?

 

[Southern37]

Humor

No!? So I guess that makes you a dirty cock sucker

I hate to admit it...and i always call'em like i see'em..but in a pathetic, lame kind of way, Yes..that was sort of funny.

 

[LRC]

No, but you could borrow my vacum cleaner, it's one of the last in the world that has a suck function with attachments

I'd rethink the vacuum idea ...... I heard somewhere (it might have been here) that a guy tried that and realllllllllllly got sucked off. Ouch!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Funny ha ha?

Or funny weird?

You need to ask?

 

[Todd]

Re: Humor

I hate to admit it...and i always call'em like i see'em..but in a pathetic, lame kind of way, Yes..that was sort of funny.

Yeah its a lame joke from a lame 70's movie, sorry to much late night tv