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PM me if you would like to share fantasies and maybe excite ourselves.
Our intimate thoughts?
You are a dude.
Our intimate thoughts?
You are a dude.
Wait a minute, I though "she" had a very big clitoris![]()
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
Shane, you CRACK me up!!!
I’ll share a fantasy with you.
There’s a dragon living in the woods, the dragon’s fierce, so fierce most people have totally shat their underwear (trust me, dude, underwear exists in this fantasy). I’m a fearless dragon slayer sent on a glorious quest to find the underwear that can withstand a dragon roar. My only guide in this quest is a woman who tells me she knows where this underwear is kept in a damp cave.
It gets hotter.
As we venture closer to the cave. My allergies play up. The dragon flies in, toasts the forest. The woman slays the dragon, I crap my pants (that part is erased from story, see you’ve forgotten already). I then sit in the tavern and have a pint of ale.
There. I’m all hot and sweaty now.
I’ll share a fantasy with you.
There’s a dragon living in the woods, the dragon’s fierce, so fierce most people have totally shat their underwear (trust me, dude, underwear exists in this fantasy). I’m a fearless dragon slayer sent on a glorious quest to find the underwear that can withstand a dragon roar. My only guide in this quest is a woman who tells me she knows where this underwear is kept in a damp cave.
It gets hotter.
As we venture closer to the cave. My allergies play up. The dragon flies in, toasts the forest. The woman slays the dragon, I crap my pants (that part is erased from story, see you’ve forgotten already). I then sit in the tavern and have a pint of ale.
There. I’m all hot and sweaty now.
That is soooo funny!!!!!!
Hug you Mr. D![]()
Not if your a Dwagon its notwings it
Yeah l've known blokes who would be on the shitter while others did their work!