Ladies? Is it bigger'n a bread box?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay credit Sammyjo for this one........

Ladies - what's the biggest object you ever tried to cram into your wonderful love boxex?

Fruit? Veggy? Bottle? Can? Finger? Fist? Foot? Or even elbow?

Get's you thinkin' don't it? Could give a whole new meaning to the phrase - giving head.

Mumfff, mumble, woof'n, mumfff.

 

[Ambrosious]

I know i'm not a chick, but I've got to share this. I went out with a girl who loved strange objects there. The freakiest was a wine bottle, fat end first. I always felt insecure after that and soon broke up with her.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Wonderin'?????

Red or white? My guess red - with meat and all.

But white is so good with clams!!!!!

Hmmm. Tuff choice.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Wonderin'?????

Red or white? My guess red - with meat and all.

But white is so good with clams!!!!!

Hmmm. Tuff choice.

You're twisted. I like that.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah.....

I'm a regular Chubby Fuckin' Checker.

 

[Ambrosious]

Always thought of you as a Sam Cooke kind of guy!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just......

Sittin' On The Dock-o-the Bay - Wastin' Time......

Ain't it the truth....????

 

[Ambrosious]

OK. But that's Otis Redding. Sam did Twistin' The Night Away.

 

[Guest]

Objects of the Past: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

There has been:

A Clearly Canadian bottle (neck side first)

An ice cream scoop

A man's fist

A banana

 

[roosterboy]

Re: Objects of the Past: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

There has been:

A Clearly Canadian bottle (neck side first)

An ice cream scoop

A man's fist

A banana

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A banana???!!! That's just to fuck'n weird! I mean my god.

Just kidd'n, although i am curious about the ice cream scoop. Can you elaborate a little on that one?

Rooster-

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Tiggs....

But what da ya figure - how wide, how big - do ya figure somethin' could fit? Example please?

 

[Guest]

But what da ya figure - how wide, how big - do ya figure somethin' could fit? Example please?

Sparky, Ummmmmm? What?

Rooster, there's really nothing to tell. It was the scoop side of an ice cream scooper.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Tiggs, babe....

How big of "a thing" do ya think will fit?

 

[Guest]

Hell if I know. lol I'm tight. It took about 5 times to get a fist in me the first time around, and it still takes a while. Does that help? Did I answer well enough? lol

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes babe, you squirtin' wonder woman...

You did!!!!!!!

 

[dancinvixen]

Re: Objects of the Past: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

There has been:

A Clearly Canadian bottle (neck side first)

An ice cream scoop

A man's fist

A banana

Hey Tiggs, I like the way you think <g> Me, I've had a 1liter pepsi bottle, fat end first, my husband's fist up the forearm. <g> <my husband has very wide hands.> A candle, a Robitussin bottle<my husband tried that one on me, I was all tied up and couldn't really do anything.>

 

[Guest]

Hey Tiggs, I like the way you think <g>

Hee hee hee. Thanks.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Re: Objects of the Past: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

a Robitussin bottle<my husband tried that one on me, I was all tied up and couldn't really do anything.>

Did it loosen up any flem? Cure a cough?

 

[dancinvixen]

Re: Re: Re: Objects of the Past: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

a Robitussin bottle<my husband tried that one on me, I was all tied up and couldn't really do anything.>

Did it loosen up any flem? Cure a cough?

LMAO no, but it felt really weird. <g>

 

[Rosebud]

my husband has tried his fist but hasn't been able to yet...but i have had him try a rather big cucumber and a jack daniels bottle small side first

 

[Ambrosious]

That was the dextromorphan talking to ya', sister.

 

[Sammyjo]

Okay credit Sammyjo for this one........

Ladies - what's the biggest object you ever tried to cram into your wonderful love boxex?

Fruit? Veggy? Bottle? Can? Finger? Fist? Foot? Or even elbow?

Get's you thinkin' don't it? Could give a whole new meaning to the phrase - giving head.

Mumfff, mumble, woof'n, mumfff.

Thanks for thinking of me Sparky, you babe, you.

 

[sze27]

Interesting?

Are objects interesting? I don't think so - unless being applied by someone who really turns me on (and I trust!)

Hell, I don't even own a vibrator, and I eat all my fruit and vege to stay healthy and strong.

Give me a well hung guy any day

Love Sze