Ladies!! I'm going to Botox my balls!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

And I always keep the scrote shaved too.

Better for super smooth teabagging!!!!!

Gulp - gulp - gulp!!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

And all this time I've been using the bush hog. What is a Botox? Sounds like a new strain of Ebola!

 

[Guest]

Hee hee hee

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/lew.gif

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Botox is.......

Just one of the newest trends in "image enhancement" out-patient medical treatments - found for big bucks at any of the thousands of plastic surgeons offices here in NYC.

It's a chemical (I think a poison actually) injected into facial areas where one might have wrinkles. It's supposed to "numb and stiffen" the area - removing the wrinkles. But it "freezes" the area affected - the skin won't bend there. It's also slowly absorbed so you have to refresh it a few times a year.

Everybody's doing it - except me - I mean on my face anyway. I could dig on having a glass smooth scrotal sack.

 

[CreamyLady]

Botulism toxin. I think living with wrinkles is a much better alternative.

Sparky, there's a lot to be said for the raisin or the prune; more personality, say, than the grape or plum.

 

[R Nitelight]

Sparky

I just pluck them individually. Time consuming, to be sure, but it give me something to do until pitchers and catchers report.

 

[Ambrosious]

Oh and I thought you were talking hair removal. For wrinkles I use Duct tape.

 

[Expertise]

OK Sparky that explains BOTOX.

Now what the hell is teabagging. I thought it was a way to get rid of puffy eyes.

 

[Ambrosious]

Just a fancy way of saying "SUCK ON THE BALLS, SUCK EM, SUCK EM".

 

[Dragonlady]

SPARKY!!! THIS site scares the begeebees out of me no way i will stick with wrinckles before i would freeze me whole face don't you know ....http://smilecwm.tripod.com/asian3/pmimisamu.gif



*HUGS*
DL


P.S. NAir is the best hair remover

 

[Guest]

You know, Sparky, it's about time that "Guru" got replaced with your "real" title. Since you won't do it, I guess it's up to the rest of us.

I kind of like "The Mouth That Roared." Sort of a play on the "The Mouse That Roared" about that tiny jumping rodent.

"Botox balls" does have some merit but not everyone would understand.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm up for no guru.....

No nothin'. How about - thoughtless spew, from me to you?

 

[Expertise]

How 'bout "verbal spew from the anti-guru"

 

[Gingersnap]

mmmmmmmmmmm

Sparky I don't know if you are serious or not but even if you aren't..........dude you are just too over the top......

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You know, Sparky, it's about time that "Guru" got replaced with your "real" title. Since you won't do it, I guess it's up to the rest of us.

I kind of like "The Mouth That Roared." Sort of a play on the "The Mouse That Roared" about that tiny jumping rodent.

Go with it sparkmeister.

Go with your bad self

 

[Dudley]

Wha...?

Spark, I just hope nobody balls your Botox...