Ladies? How strong is your pussy? Can you......

[Sparky Kronkite]

quief (or queef?)?

Shoot ping-pong balls?

Squirt liquid?

Suck anything up inside you?

Spit tampons?

Ice a cake?

Lube a ball joint nipple?

Spit peanut butter?

Grab and hold on to a rake handle?

Hide a bicycle seat?

Yes ladies - how strong is your pussy?

Or is it just - well - limp fish?

 

[submissive]

In tailand there are girls who can shoot darts across the room and pop balloons. They can also stick a stack of quarters up there and make exact change. They can also play catch with ping pong balls bouncing em off the floor. Hell they can even smoke using it.

I guess the real question is how does one find out that they have this um... skill?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Not just strength but control.....

but to answer your question, yes on the ping pong balls and other things as well but I can also feed you a banana one bite at a time without using my hands.

Dawn

 

[Mensa]

Sparky, you're slipping, I thought for sure you were going to ask if they could crack nuts with theirs.

 

[kotori]

I once saw a stripper in a bar near the ferry in Staten Island "smoke" a cigarette with her pussy lips. Oddly enough, not especially erotic. More in the tradition of a dog talking (sorry Dr. Johnson).

 

[Andreina]

i missed the "crush Sparky's cock" option


Halo

 

[Wave_Rider]

HALO removal

i missed the "crush Sparky's cock" option


Halo

Well so much for the halo of an angel.........ALL MEN.........squirm at such a reply....and I don't even know Sparky......

Smile

 

[Andreina]

i never claimed i was an angel *polishing halo*


Halo

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhhhhhh Spark .....

do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?

can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?

do your balls hang low?

 

[Georgia Girl]

ohhhhhhhhh Spark .....

do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?

can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?

do your balls hang low?

ROFLMAO, that is fabulous -- now I have a mental image of Barney with huge nuts.

Dawn

 

[Wave_Rider]

i never claimed i was an angel *polishing halo*


Halo

Admiring her "touch" on the polishing........HOWEVER........I will have to report you to the AAAHS (Angels Aligning Against Halo Snatchers)

 

[Wave_Rider]

Just Great........."NOT"

ohhhhhhhhh Spark .....

do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?

can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?

do your balls hang low?

Can't thank Ms. Thorne enough for implanting that song in my "Upper Head".........just great...........really........thanks.....NOT

 

[tn_8tiv]

ROFLMAO, that is fabulous -- now I have a mental image of Barney with huge nuts.

Dawn

Now that's a real case of the "blue balls".

 

[Calamity Jane]

LOL

Kung Fu Grip

 

[Andreina]

Admiring her "touch" on the polishing........HOWEVER........I will have to report you to the AAAHS (Angels Aligning Against Halo Snatchers)

oh go on... report me! I won it in an honest game of poker! *hiding second set of spates up my sleeve*


Halo

 

[Wave_Rider]

oh go on... report me! I won it in an honest game of poker! *hiding second set of spates up my sleeve*


Halo

Well,,,,,,,,,if it was "Strip Poker" you indeed must be a woman who knows how to "play her cards" as you still have your top on...........at the end........LOL

 

[Andreina]

i'd certainly love to play strip-poker with you


Halo

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You two can deal the cards with....

your genitalia.

 

[Wave_Rider]

Re: You two can deal the cards with....

your genitalia.

Ummmmm "Sparkster" in that game, I'd certainly lose, since although we both have a "PAIR" her breasts are certainly larger than my "balls"........or should I "bluff" Halo?

 

[Starblayde]

From FHM

'Like a fleshy National Lottery Machine, World Miss Vagina entrant Miss Denmark took home the $1,500 top prize after slotting five numbered ping-pong balls down below, and producing - with no hands - any numbered ball on request. Miss India merely produced three live snakes'

eww....

 

[Nicodemus]

Once saw a woman sit down on a bottle of heiniken, get up and it was gone. she then danced around, stopped, eased the bottle out (without using her hands) then pull it back in (all while standing.

The whole thailand thing I saw while in bangkok (stop you filthy minded person you). Saw all you described.....shot beebee out of a tube and popped balloons 8 feet away, sat on a bottle with blue liquid in it....flipped up side down......get right side up again and all the liquid was gone.....re-inserted the bottle and filled it up with green liquid (I am assuming she had a food coloring tablet in side her), shot a banana out to about 7 feet, pull 3 inch needles on a string out, then to round it all out another one pulled out razor blades on a string at 3 inch intervals then cut up a sheet of paper to show they were sharp.

And women wonder why I walk around in awe of them.

Nic,

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nicodemus?

I now live in Annandale.

 

[Guest]

Forget all the bar room and strip joint tricks. The strongest pussy in history belonged to Helen of Troy. It pulled her man and his army across an ocean and held the nearby during a ten year siege. Now that's pussy power !

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ahhhhh!

The vacume of power!

Sucks a weak man right in.