Ladies how romantic is this?

[Bachlum Chaam]

I need opinions from Ladies here for a wager with a fair damsel.
Here it is....
I meet a Lady on Literotica,over the course of months,we get friendly.
Eventually I decide to travel to the States to see her.Whilst she is at work I go to her house,introduce myself to her 22 year old son.
Ask if he minds were I to see/take his mother out.supposing he has no objections.
I then telephone said Lady ask her to meet me for dinner,asking her to take her best friend as a chaperone(some crazy bastards about).
Pull up to the house in a horse drawn carriage,two bouquets two dozen red roses for the lady,mixed bouquet for her best friend.
Ok the meal out for three.Try and act the perfect gentleman.

1)How impressed is the Lady in question?

2)How impressed is her best friend?

3)Is that the most romantic thing ever heard of?

can some ladies help me in this dilemma please,to me a mere man it sounds the absolute pinnacle.
My ladies the floor is now yours

 

[HoHoBomb]

forget her and cum visit me!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

forget her and cum visit me!

You but tease my lady but thank you very much for the offer
greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[wildrose70]

You but tease my lady but thank you very much for the offer
greetings Bachlum Chaam

And I do believe I will put my name on the list...seriously thou I think that's about the most romantic thing I have ever heard...and any woman who wasnt impressed...has to have something seriously wrong with her

 

[BethAnne]

wow!

lucky lady!

ummm...she is probably VERY impressed, and as she has been getting to know you for some months she is most likely swept completely off her feet.

but why do we care what the best friend thinks? to be present as that "safe" person is fine...although it may have been more effective for her to be on call, or on alert, in another place. Let me explain...if she is with you two, how much help can she be? Instead, if she is at home, knowing where her friend is and in contact through cell phone, is that not a safer alternative? If your lady is not heard from at regularly scheduled intervals then she will notify the constabulary! But other than that, I don't see the reason to be concerned if her friend is impressed or not...my friends don't think for me.

ok...enough about the friend...

only other question is to be sure your lady would want and welcome your talk with her son first...many women would not be pleased at such a thing...although some may...but since you've been getting to know here I'll assume this is something you're already comfortable about.

all that aside

VERY LUCKY LADY!

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I need opinions from Ladies here for a wager with a fair damsel.
Here it is....
I meet a Lady on Literotica,over the course of months,we get friendly.
Eventually I decide to travel to the States to see her.Whilst she is at work I go to her house,introduce myself to her 22 year old son.
Ask if he minds were I to see/take his mother out.supposing he has no objections.
I then telephone said Lady ask her to meet me for dinner,asking her to take her best friend as a chaperone(some crazy bastards about).
Pull up to the house in a horse drawn carriage,two bouquets two dozen red roses for the lady,mixed bouquet for her best friend.
Ok the meal out for three.Try and act the perfect gentleman.

1)How impressed is the Lady in question?

2)How impressed is her best friend?

3)Is that the most romantic thing ever heard of?

can some ladies help me in this dilemma please,to me a mere man it sounds the absolute pinnacle.
My ladies the floor is now yours

Show off.

Seriously though, if you met her on Lit isn't there a chance she'd see this? Wouldn't want to ruin your surprise, which for the record is just magnificent.

 

[silkynsmooth]

Bach - that is one lucky woman...it sounds very romantic. Not many men like that out there.

 

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[justme1059]

reply to your post

Perchance u have forgotten a few details that I need not go into. I dont need the most romantic or the most handsome man,just one who is available to give himself body, heart, and soul.

I will say it is a nice dream, but not a reality, my sweet troll.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: reply to your post

Perchance u have forgotten a few details that I need not go into. I dont need the most romantic or the most handsome man,just one who is available to give himself body, heart, and soul.

I will say it is a nice dream, but not a reality, my sweet troll.

My lady Just what I needed a swift kick to the nether regions,alas you are right it is a fantasy but I was still right, it is damnably romantic,if it happened,you would melt and be mine of that there is no doubt.
Romantically Bachlum Chaam

 

[justme1059]

My Dear Sir,

Yes it is romantic,but only if u were availabe. Since u r not,melting isnt an option.

Not fair to to tease a broken heart with what might be when there will not be. Hearts learn hard lessons,and I have learned mine.

Would that there be one man out there,actually available to love and share body, mind, and soul , but alas the available men just seem to want the body and forget the mind and soul.

Its only the men unavailable who tease with promises of satisfying mind and soul,and it only makes the aches of lonliness that much harder to bear.

Please no more of what is romantic and what is not,when I all yearn for these days is one man who is available with strong arms to hold me, a gentle touch to soothe me,and fierce passion to heal the emptiness I feel (at least for a night ).

To hope for a relationship along with the passion seems like a wish so far from my grasp that I no longer even envison it in my dreams.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Well it appears to have caused more harm than was envisaged.
*sigh* Once more I feel the need to remove ones foot firmly entrenched in ones throat.
It was not done to cause pain,I apologise unreservedly
Bachlum Chaam

 

[BethAnne]

Well it appears to have caused more harm than was envisaged.
*sigh* Once more I feel the need to remove ones foot firmly entrenched in ones throat.
It was not done to cause pain,I apologise unreservedly
Bachlum Chaam

Dear BC...
Those who know you also know that you could never knowingly or willingly cause any harm or pain intentionally. If you are not the nicest man I have come across at Lit, you are certainly ONE of the nicest!
and sincere
and caring
compassionate
gentle

If the lady knows you at all she will know all of this and more...and will not hold you responsible for the past hurts her heart has encountered!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

It seems the lady in question has not only seen but responded...

Romantic as it is, I'd have to agree with her on some points... It's not fair to offer what isn't free to be given... sorry.

She is also correct in that it makes the alone-ness harder to bear when you yearn for something that you cannot have...

I'm speaking from the voice of experience here... been there and done that. It's awfully sad...

Cherrie

 

[Vivacia]

forget her and cum visit me!

He is mine, I tell you, all mine... <grin> (well I wish)

 

[69Muffin]

Dear BC...
Those who know you also know that you could never knowingly or willingly cause any harm or pain intentionally. If you are not the nicest man I have come across at Lit, you are certainly ONE of the nicest!
and sincere
and caring
compassionate
gentle

If the lady knows you at all she will know all of this and more...and will not hold you responsible for the past hurts her heart has encountered!

I couldn't say it any better than BethAnne, knowing you as we do, we know how sincere you are, and knowing you as I think I do, I think that possibly that fantasy wants to become a reality to you Bach...I truly hope it does...For both of you...Everyone deserves that happiness in their life..and if it's what you both truly want, it can happen, but of course, only at a price...but I feel it would be worth it.

 

[justme1059]

To those of u who may be confused: alas, it is not his heart or his warmth or his intentions that I question.

It is the availability or in reality the unavailability of my sweet troll.

His promise of romance was not his right to give to me I think because he already has given it to another.

In the interest of fairness, I must also say I consider him to be a dear friend,and appreciate his beautiful heart.

I am still searching for a man that is free to give his heart,but if that doesnt happen, I shall enjoy the encounters of friends, family, and lovers, and have those memories to keep me warm in the latter years of my existence.

Just me

 

[1sexylady]

Next time you come to the USA....come to New Jersey. I would love to have a man show up with roses and a horse drawn carriage attached or not..

The mere thought that you took the time to think of it and do it was very romantic. Something I would remember the rest of my life and that memory would take away lot of any pain I was suffering from any assholes I was seeing...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

You are all too kind thank you for your posts and kind words ladies tis enough to make a happy man old.Ladies your servant
Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

forget her and cum visit me!

You ain't hungry, I hope! Here's a bag of peanuts and there's half a bottle of beer on the floor. You can do the washin' up later.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

You ain't hungry, I hope! Here's a bag of peanuts and there's half a bottle of beer on the floor. You can do the washin' up later.

Oh nice one sir most impressive gave me a good laugh if nothing else sir,you happened to have no thoughts on my amazing ditty?
greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

Oh nice one sir most impressive gave me a good laugh if nothing else sir,you happened to have no thoughts on my amazing ditty?
greetings Bachlum Chaam

Well, as it 'appens, I did, dear Bachlum; my thoughts are to let your obvious kindness sort of eke out by degrees. Don't throw it all out at first because it'll only get yaffled up at the first helping and then a second similar course is immediately expected. Like 'feeding cherries to a donkey', I think is the old expression. So, my tip is to give a little but quite often; sort of throw the odd tit-bit, now and again. Don't put all your eggs in one basket for fear of them betting burnt and never forget a bird in the haystack is better than two men in the bush. Also, never give up, for, as one door closes another shuts. The moral is you never know what's around the next corner so don't burn your bridges until you're on them.
I hope this is of some help to you, dear countryman, Bachlum.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Well, as it 'appens, I did, dear Bachlum; my thoughts are to let your obvious kindness sort of eke out by degrees. Don't throw it all out at first because it'll only get yaffled up at the first helping and then a second similar course is immediately expected. Like 'feeding cherries to a donkey', I think is the old expression. So, my tip is to give a little but quite often; sort of throw the odd tit-bit, now and again. Don't put all your eggs in one basket for fear of them betting burnt and never forget a bird in the haystack is better than two men in the bush. Also, never give up, for, as one door closes another shuts. The moral is you never know what's around the next corner so don't burn your bridges until you're on them.
I hope this is of some help to you, dear countryman, Bachlum.

Hail Stark may I say your legendary bullshit keeps me on my metal and with a tube or two you can become most amusing sir.A wit like yours is hard to find luckily I have not found it often.
greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Hey hey! Watch what you're feeding me to will ya?!?
ROTFLMAO!!!
Just for your information, I've never had a donkey eat me, now I've had an ass or two do so, but that's another story!

Still laughing!
Cherrie

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hey hey! Watch what you're feeding me to will ya?!?
ROTFLMAO!!!
Just for your information, I've never had a donkey eat me, now I've had an ass or two do so, but that's another story!

Still laughing!
Cherrie

Hola Cherrie there isnt much to say about that apart from the picture you conjure is pretty graphic my lady
dreaming Bachlum Chaam