Ladies? Help a girl out?

[baristababy]

Ladies, my online playmate will be home alone this afternoon and early evening and I have a dinner engagement.... Anyone care to chat with a young exhibitionist stud with a nice big cock? I assure you he's worth it! PM me...

 

[islandman]

Actually, that's a rather novel bait-and-switch.

Kudos.

 

[KRCummings]

For fucks sake.

 

[islandman]

For fucks sake.

Wish you had thought of it first, eh?

 

[KRCummings]

Wish you had thought of it first, eh?

It's not new, it just hasn't been used in a while. You'd see similar stuff on usenet, CompuServe and the early web back in the day. I'm just a little surprised that it's being tried again.

 

[islandman]

It's not new, it just hasn't been used in a while. You'd see similar stuff on usenet, CompuServe and the early web back in the day. I'm just a little surprised that it's being tried again.

Well, I haven't traveled to the deep, dark recesses of the Internet where the name 'KRC' is spoken in hushed tones.

Maybe one day, once I get Win8 figured out.

 

[Lancecastor]

Please don't tell Vette.

 

[baristababy]

Boy! Score one for kindness and generosity eh? In fact I AM real and this IS a real request. Cynics like you are what's wrong with this world...

 

[warrior queen]

Boy! Score one for kindness and generosity eh? In fact I AM real and this IS a real request. Cynics like you are what's wrong with this world...

You thought you'd find kindness and generosity here?
I honestly have seen people with 1/10 the number of posts you have who got the vibe!

 

[baristababy]

I guess i meant my kindness and generosity, i genuinely wanna help a friend out. Occasionally you find a human being round these parts.... I just wanted another lady to have the pleasure, he's pretty spectacular..and the fact I'm not promoting him without vetting first should prove he's worth it and I'm who I say I am...but oh well some guys just have to ruin fun for everyone cause they're not having any themselves...

 

[Lancecastor]

Nice tits...whose are they?

 

[Wings]

Ladies, my online playmate will be home alone this afternoon and early evening and I have a dinner engagement.... Anyone care to chat with a young exhibitionist stud with a nice big cock? I assure you he's worth it! PM me...

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

 

[islandman]

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

Quoting for posterity is more of a guideline than an absolute.

We rely on a Litster's discretion as to when a quote is warranted, i.e, high mass-funny index,ick factor, etc.

In this case, only you think it was.

So suck it hard.

 

[Aquagal]

Your coffee is done.

 

[Wings]

Quoting for posterity is more of a guideline than an absolute.

We rely on a Litster's discretion as to when a quote is warranted, i.e, high mass-funny index,ick factor, etc.

In this case, only you think it was.

So suck it hard.

Non. I didn't find it funny at all but the resulting bashing should, hopefully, be worth the quote. I'm not yet convinced on that yet.

Way to stretch.

 

[islandman]

Non. I didn't find it funny at all but the resulting bashing should, hopefully, be worth the quote. I'm not yet convinced on that yet.

Way to stretch.

Noob, if the OP isn't worth quoting, the resulting bashing isn't going to be all that.

Make my wisdom your own.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ladies, my online playmate will be home alone this afternoon and early evening and I have a dinner engagement.... Anyone care to chat with a young exhibitionist stud with a nice big cock? I assure you he's worth it! PM me...

If he was really worth it, you'd cancel your dinner engagement and engage with that stud and his nice big cock yourself.

 

[Wings]

Noob, if the OP isn't worth quoting, the resulting bashing isn't going to be all that.

Make my wisdom your own.

I don't feel like making anyone's wisdom my own lately, I'm doing fine with my own.

But thank you.

 

[islandman]

I don't feel like making anyone's wisdom my own lately, I'm doing fine with my own.

But thank you.

I don't want to do your homework for you.

Just giving you a new #2 pencil is all.

 

[Wings]

I don't want to do your homework for you.

Just giving you a new #2 pencil is all.

You're a brave man.

 

[baristababy]

and an asshole! again I say, some have to spoil other's fun cause they aren't having it themselves...

 

[islandman]

and an asshole! again I say, some have to spoil other's fun cause they aren't having it themselves...

Quoted because you're the first person to call me an asshole today.

With luck, you won't be the last.

 

[blobfish]

How big?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

and an asshole! again I say, some have to spoil other's fun cause they aren't having it themselves...

Don't sweat it. If that's you in your profile, your cleavage trumps all snark. If you're going to wear a dress tonight, make sure that neckline plunges like the Grand Canyon.

What sort of dinner are you going to have, by the way? French? Japanese? Middle-Eastern?

 

[Aquagal]

Ladies, my online playmate will be home alone this afternoon and early evening and I have a dinner engagement.... Anyone care to chat with a young exhibitionist stud with a nice big cock? I assure you he's worth it! PM me...

So you need a cyber fluffer til you get home.