Ladies, have you heard about the iGasm?

Maybe begin with BOLERO, then switch to FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES, and finish off (so to speak) with the finale to the 1812 Overture. Might use SWAN LAKE is some taper-off time is desired

Just a guy-thought.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Maybe begin with BOLERO, then switch to FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES, and finish off (so to speak) with the finale to the 1812 Overture. Might use SWAN LAKE is some taper-off time is desired

Just a guy-thought.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

Brilliant! :cool:

Wonder if my daughter would let me borrow her iPod?
 
You don't own an Ipod, Minxie? I love my Ipod! :cathappy:

They're sueing, huh? Why, cuz they didn't think of it first? *snort*
 
SelenaKittyn said:
You don't own an Ipod, Minxie? I love my Ipod! :cathappy:

They're sueing, huh? Why, cuz they didn't think of it first? *snort*

Nope. *Sigh* I didn't think there was any point in buying one, until now. :D


Yeah, that was my first thought too, lol.
 
hehe, heard about that toy :D

Ipod are idiots to sue, they a) have no grounds and b) they're sales could see an increase...its a whole new market...

:rolleyes: i want one, and an ipod.

i wouldnt be able to take the effects of a hard and heavy song, so for me it would have to be something more tame.
 
Oh, those wily marketing people at Apple. First they brand their mp3 player so effectively that everyone says "ipod" as if it were the generic term for an mp3 player (like Kleenex and Qtip), then they sue people who name compatible products accordingly.

On another note, I look forward to seeing the billboard ads for the igasm.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Apparently the ads are too similar to Apples

http://www.computing.co.uk/vnunet/news/2190671/apple-outraged-igasm-ad

I suspect Apple wants to be seen as trying to do something so when the moral watchdogs bark, they can tell them they did all they could.

Privately, I suspect they are amused.

I certainly would be :)

Let's be honest... how many companies know that their products are giving that little bit extra in terms of customer satisfaction... I'd be delighted!
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Apparently the ads are too similar to Apples...I suspect Apple wants to be seen as trying to do something so when the moral watchdogs bark, they can tell them they did all they could.

Privately, I suspect they are amused.
I agree. I suspect it has less to do with the name or product and more to do with advertising. Apple is very protective of its marketing/product--so if it looks like igasm is implying that they're an *Apple Product,* that is where the suing will come in.

The item itself--even the name--might not have gotten so much as an eyebrow raised otherwise. I say this because Apple certainly hasn't taken notice of a host of other, third-party, iPod related products using that "i" because, as pointed out, it just sells more iPods and keeps iPods in people's minds as the must-have MP3 player.
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Maybe begin with BOLERO, then switch to FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES, and finish off (so to speak) with the finale to the 1812 Overture. Might use SWAN LAKE is some taper-off time is desired

Just a guy-thought.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
Excellent choices..I love Bolero.

Why choose only one song when there's soo many? So many diffrent kinds of orgasms..

Mmmmm
 
babygrrl_702 said:
Excellent choices..I love Bolero.

Why choose only one song when there's soo many? So many diffrent kinds of orgasms..

Mmmmm
And the orgasm playlist begins... :D

Women start trading Playlists...
 
playlist to cumallday

My Man's Gone Now - Miles Davis
All Alone - Gorillaz
She Wants to Move - N.E.R.D.
American Pie - Don MacLean
Modern Love - David Bowie
Electric Avenue - Eddie Grant
Hella Good - No Doubt
The Distance - Cake
Go With the Flow - QOTSA
Break On Through (To The Other Side) - The Doors
Flight of the Bumblebee - Beethoven
Ride the Lightning - Metallica
Push the Tempo - Fatboy Slim
Touch the Sky - Kanye West
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I think as a service to the other women here, they need to write a review.
They don't have enough to say to justify a review. Except, it's a fun little toy, if you like to mix your sex with your music. :catroar:
 
Hey, I have one of those - it's my car. I plug the player into the radio and turn the music up until the whole car vibrates. Drive to and from work singing at the top of my lungs and bouncing all over seat. The songs that nearly make me pass out are Janis Joplin "Piece of my Heart" and "Me and Bobby McGee", Aretha Franklin "Respect", Cheap Trick, "Surrender" AC/DC "You Shook Me All Night Long." So far I have had no accidents, but may have caused a few.
 
While I just loooovvveee the idea, I now am wanting an Ipod. Gee, who wouldn't? So Apple is going to try to shut down and loose potential sales? Idiots! This will push the market into a new level.

And when are they coming out with the tune pumping, pulsing cock ring for men? Could see a whole new toy there including lights that circle and pulse around the cock to the music. There'd be a lot of happy people out there and watching people on the planes and trains would be a whole lot more fun! :devil:
 
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