Ladies - G-MANS guide to proper pussy eating

[THE_GENTLEMAN]

I thought I'd throw this up as both a tutorial and an opportunity for the ladies on here to perhaps teach me a thing or two and as well post what their major gripe is on this matter. Now if I seem egotistical, I'm not. Far from it. I strive for perfection is all and I love to make ladies happy. I love women. I love all women. I wish I could make love to you all, all at once.

Sad, isn't it? But most of the ladies I talk to have had a few experiences with guys that have no fucking clue how to eat pussy. Let this thread be both educational and let's set the record straight on this.

Top Common Mistakes.
1. Plowing your face in there and shaking your head from side to side. Come on guys, your not eating fucking ribs here? WTF?
2. Shave stubble on chin. I know I'd hate this. If you’re going to go down on a woman, make sure your face is shaved clean. Guys that have beards are ok I suppose, as the hair is longer and less stubbly. But that pussy skin is so sensitive and must be treated as such.
3. Repetitive motions. Now women like variety, they don't like a guy who just sits there rapidly going up and down on the clit with the tongue the whole time. Vary it a little.
4. Annoying noises. Don't make the same noises over and over like your Fred Flintstone eating a rack of ribs. A little moan here and there is nice, but don't over do it. Just mutter out a few moans here and there and let her know you’re enjoying it.
5. Let her be comfortable. Don't press all your weight on her leg. Let her have some mobility. If you’re doing a good job, she'll want to move her legs around a bit. Girls get all squirmy as they get hot, so it's important to allow for them to move.
6. Pulling on the labia with teeth. Now this should be common sense, but I've talked to a few girls that told me they've actually bled from this. Go easy guys, again, your not eating ribs. You can pull on the labia without using your teeth, you can suck on it with your lips as well and gently tug, but be careful. We're talking about a very sensitive area and must be treated as such.

Now that's about all I can think of for now, but I'd love to hear some more. I'm by no means an expert, but I continuously strive to be. Here's a little of what I do when I'm making love to a woman’s pussy with my mouth as I like to put it.

I love women; I love to rub down a woman. Head to toe. If there's any one thing I strive for, when I'm with a woman, it's to make a permanent impression. I create a permanent image in the rolodex of sexual memories in her head that she will go back to from time and time again. I love to give her soft kisses and blow hot breath slightly in the ear. To gently tug on her ear lobe.

I like to kiss her on the neck and lick from under her ear down to the front of the inside portion of the collar bone. Kissing her on the lips slightly as I make my way down to the breasts. That area I'll skip as it's pretty much self explanatory. We'll move right down to the pussy.

I love to be smothered. I love nothing more than a nice big girl to be sitting on my face. Now don't get me wrong, I like skinnier women as well and all women for that matter. But I love a nice clean shaved pussy rocking back and forth on my face. I love to be smothered to the point where I'm gasping for breath. I particularly love this position as well as it's perfect for getting my tongue right in the hole.

Now another thing I love to do is eat a woman’s pussy while she is standing up. Or with one leg slightly elevated atop something. I love when she puts her hands on my head and pushes me into her pussy. OMG am I hard typing this.

Now when she is lying down I love to do all sorts of things. But above all, what I love to do is give ever so soft kisses to the pussy as a whole, with the labia gently spread apart so I can kiss the area around the vaginal opening itself. I like to kiss it oh so softly, gently probing my tongue in and out of the whole. I like to lick around the whole as well and pretend the area just surrounding the hole is the lips on her face and I kiss it as such and French kiss the hole. I gently tug on the labia with my lips and give a slight tug with the teeth sometimes. Now I also like to be really touching her too. I love to wrap my strong arms around her belly area and legs while my head is buried in her pussy. I love to rub her legs and get my hands under her and squeeze her bum too. I also give the skin below her belly button a pull up towards her tits as to stretch the vaginal area and expose the clit as I gently suck on it and swipe it slowly back and forth. I also like to moan a little and tell her how sexy she is and how good her pussy tastes and that I will savor every single drop of her love nectar and I will not waste any, for I will swallow it all. I am a lover of all women and I aim to please. To waste her sweet nectar or wipe it from my face would be a sin as far as I'm concerned.

Ladies, how am I doing?

G-MAN

 

[Guest]

Bravo

G-Man, You are one HOT Number. Jen is a very lucky lady indeed. And Thank you for putting the tutorial on for the other men. There are some that just don't know the art of Pussy licking. I'm not saying all. But I know of a few that are right out of the neanderthol era. Thank you Darlin, for being you

 

[THE_GENTLEMAN]

Thanks for the kind words SheWolf

 

[Guest]

Your welcome

If more men thought the way you did Gentleman, This world would be a better place for sure. All the women would be much more happy and less irritated.

 

[THE_GENTLEMAN]

Irritation is not good

 

[fergus4]

G-man,

Thank you for starting this thread. You have only just scratched the surface and we can all share this wonderful topic for many good posts to come.

To me, the most important thing is to read her reactions and to anticipate her states as you go.

Don't go "rushing off" for the clitoris, rather tease the whole areas for as long as you can. Not just the vagina itself, but there are many erogenous zones all over a woman's body. I will talk about some of the ones I have discovered south of the breasts, as this is an in depth enough topic all on its own.

Nothing like a good massage on the legs using tongue, lips, and hands. Work slow and work your way up. Some woman (I have found) are sensative behind the knee, actually, the 'inside' of many joints; ankle and such. As you work your way up her inner thigh (I am GROSSLY ABReVIATING!) notice how gentle kisses, lick, and nibbles all affect her differently. Skip the vagina, (for now) and go to the hip-bone. Many women are sensative to love bites there as well (one woman I knew, that drove her NUTS). The spot right about where her ovaries are can be sensative and arousing for some women as well.

*whew* I could go on, but I reckon this is enough for right now. Anyway, cunnilingus is an event all unto itself and is to be savored and enjoyed by both parties.

fergus

 

[THE_GENTLEMAN]

very good, I'm hoping some more ladies will chime in on this. I would like to learn some more about this. I'm quite confident in my abilities, but there is always room for improvement. Ladies, describe to all us horny dogs your ultimate pussy eating experience.

G-MAN

 

[INeedLove]

where do guys like you hide yourselves???

OMG! G-man, you got me hot and bothered with your very graphic and pleasing description! I know one thing for sure, I couldn't stand up while being licked-my legs would be too weak! There is nothing like a long slow build up and then those first gentle big licks. And then to be told how good I taste and how hot I am making him-whew! Where can I find a man like you?

One thing comes to mind-a suggestion of sorts for the guys. If you plan to go down on a gal and it's the first time with her, tell her if you want her to let go (whisper it in her ear even-yum). There have been times I've held myself back from moving my hips too much or pushing into the tongue action for fear the guy wouldn't like it and stop. Lord knows I wouldn't want him to stop!!

To be given oral, without reservation, is the ultimate acceptance and gift a lover can give you. I hope the guys take notes from your posts lol! As far as my best experiences-it's been too long and I can't remember one!

Oh, one other thing-I think it's a myth about woman being able to give the best cunnilingus. Had one experience with a girl and the men had her beat hands down !

Excellent thread! I am anxious to read what others have to say too!

 

[lovembald]

G-Man, You are one HOT Number. Jen is a very lucky lady indeed. And Thank you for putting the tutorial on for the other men. There are some that just don't know the art of Pussy licking. I'm not saying all. But I know of a few that are right out of the neanderthol era. Thank you Darlin, for being you

She Wolf how the hell do you lose the terrible unwanted moniker of “VIRGIN” and get a promotion to “EXPERIANCED” in one day. I was 14 the last time anybody called me a virgin and meant it. At least my first post is in an area I love. As maybe you can tell by name my motto is, You Shave I’ll Eat It.

 

[lovembald]

G-Man, You are one HOT Number. Jen is a very lucky lady indeed. And Thank you for putting the tutorial on for the other men. There are some that just don't know the art of Pussy licking. I'm not saying all. But I know of a few that are right out of the neanderthol era. Thank you Darlin, for being you

She Wolf how the hell do you lose the terrible unwanted moniker of “VIRGIN” and get a promotion to “EXPERIANCED” in one day. I was 14 the last time anybody called me a virgin and meant it. At least my first post is in an area I love. As maybe you can tell by my name my motto is, You Shave I’ll Eat It.

 

[nmguy245]

Great post, G-man. One of the techniques that I was taught years ago by my girlfriend is to pretend you are a dog lapping at your water bowl. Keeping the tongue flat on her clitoris with varying amounts of pressure (which she will usually take care of for you) will get her nice and riled up. As G-man mentioned, you should start off by kissing her other areas before you center in on the clit. I like to kiss her inner thighs...soft gentle kisses with a hint of a suck. I slowly work my way in a circle until I'm kissing the lips of her pussy. I then extend my tongue and lick her clit as gently as possible.....followed by a long slow lick over the length of her entire pussy. After that, I stick with the dog lapping at bowl interuppted by bouts of tongue fucking.

 

[nurse_erotic05]

I can verify that Kevin is VERY good at licking pussy

He loves it so much he could sit there all night and do it

Of course I love it too

 

[nmguy245]

I love it, too. I especially love it when I can make a woman cum a time or three before sex because it makes it so much better for me. I like to know that, if I spurt to quickly because of how great she feels, I gave her something first.

 

[liv2lik]

So this is where the Cunnilingus Annonymous support group meets, huh?
just a life long junkie adding my name to the list.
I don't want to reiterate more of the same but rhythm is key. For some it should be fast and for some it should be slow...but one piece of wisdom I've learned....a womans idea of slow is about 1/2 what a man thinks is slow

 

[INeedLove]

shameless

bump

 

[wldfire101]

G-Man

Great post.. the one thing i like is a man who does not stop! If a woman says that's it, why do so many stop doing that and change up? If you get the right spot, a woman can cum but not in 20 seconds or less. I know i am very fast to cum and cum often and can squirt if you suck just right. I am very verbal about your in the right spot at the right speed and motion, and hate it when they stop that, you lose it.. you almost have to start all over again to get me back there. I see a guy who can eat me for 3 hours almost non stop except for changing positions. I love it when he is on the sofa laying down with his head on the low arms i can stradle him and sit on his face till i cum all over him.. i get to move his mouth to where i want it and he never stops till i say soo, bless his heart and touge! I love foot ball season

The best advice i can offer as a woman who due to this man now loves to be eaten is if your going to eat me don't stop till i cum! and believe me after i am happy i love to take him so deep in my throat that he can only last about 5 minutes before i get all his love juice to drink too..

 

[THE_GENTLEMAN]

Oh I would never stop until she tells me. I actaully love it so much I can't stop. there is nothing like making love to a womans pussy with your mouth.

G-MAN

 

[nmguy245]

Women usually let you know when to stop physically. The ones I have been with tend to scoot their hips back when they need a break.

 

[bustygirl80]

Don't forget to use your fingers. It feels so good when a man has his tongue on my clit and squeezes my pussy lips at the same time. It makes me wet just thinking about it.

 

[wldfire101]

fingers.. hands.. nose.. don't stop till i get enough..

Don't forget to use your fingers. It feels so good when a man has his tongue on my clit and squeezes my pussy lips at the same time. It makes me wet just thinking about it.

 

[bustygirl80]

fingers.. hands.. nose.. don't stop till i get enough..

Mmmmm, you're right. Can you ever get enough? Not me.

 

[excearulo]

I thought I'd throw this up as both a tutorial and an opportunity for the ladies on here to perhaps teach me a thing or two and as well post what their major gripe is on this matter. Now if I seem egotistical, I'm not. Far from it. I strive for perfection is all and I love to make ladies happy. I love women. I love all women. I wish I could make love to you all, all at once.

Sad, isn't it? But most of the ladies I talk to have had a few experiences with guys that have no fucking clue how to eat pussy. Let this thread be both educational and let's set the record straight on this.

A comrade in the fine art! Click on the link below for my version which is embedded in a submission to lit. It's a bit BDSMish but a couple of women said their husbands should read it so I thought I would mention it here!

 

[Juicextractor]

Nice subject!

Fantastic thread, well done. I also pride myself on my ability on oral sex and also do not claim to be an expert, but over the years before I got a woman, I spent lots of time studying mags and porn films in order to get a varied insight into the art of cunnilingus. This prepared me well for my first time going down and I felt very confident about it rather than nervous and shaky but, to agree with gentleman and a few others.......
1. It's not a race-slow and sensual is far better than fast 'n' hard. Infact, the latter can be quite a turn off as I have found to my expense once or twice.
2. As mentioned before, guage to her reaction-moaning louder and louder is a good indication you are doing it right (as long as it's a pleasure moan and not a pain moan!!) also heavy breathing too. If you are unsure, look at her. If she is slowly rolling her head side to side and licking her lips as she groans, chances are, you are doing good. Also, if she starts to squirm or the juices begin oozing, another good indicator!
3. Talk to her! - It sounds obvious, but (as I was at first) most men are too afraid to ask on the subject what their partner really wants because it may cause embarressment (not good advice for the one night stand though! ) If you are in a good relationship and you want to please her, I'm sure she'd be happy to give advice on how to get her off, it's to her advantage too!

Thanks for starting such a great thread. I look forward to many other posts and I'd like to see some women with some good write ups too coz they are the real experts after all!