Ladies fasion queation....

[Guest]

What do you call a pair of shorts that has a wrap across the front that makes it look like a skirt? I've seen them but have no idea what they're called.

 

[Kassiana]

What do you call a pair of shorts that has a wrap across the front that makes it look like a skirt? I've seen them but have no idea what they're called.

Skorts.

"Have you seen the new skorts?" - Fashion Club member, Daria

 

[OhMissScarlett]

skorts, you know, like a foon or a spork?

 

[Guest]

Skorts.

"Have you seen the new skorts?" - Fashion Club member, Daria

Thank you, very much.

Back to work now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Skorts!

don't ask me how i know

 

[SeaCat]

When I woke my wife up to ask her about this she rather grumpily replied "Skorts damn it." Not as convenient as skirts but they still look nice.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

skorts, you know, like a foon or a spork?

Now what's wrong with Sporks? Damned good invention if you ask me. (Now what in the hell is a foon?)

Cat

 

[BlackShanglan]

Skorts!

don't ask me how i know

Did you go shopping for them at J. C. Penney?

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did you go shopping for them at J. C. Penney?

Shanglan

but of course.

 

[rikaaim]

Did you go shopping for them at J. C. Penney?

Shanglan

The real question is what do you call a horse who wears a skort mis-matched with a spagetti stap and stillheto heels?

 

[tolyk]

Now what's wrong with Sporks? Damned good invention if you ask me. (Now what in the hell is a foon?)

Cat

A foon is an evil spork *nods knowingly*

 

[SeaCat]

A foon is an evil spork *nods knowingly*

I had to ask.

Cat

 

[minsue]

The real question is what do you call a horse who wears a skort mis-matched with a spagetti stap and stillheto heels?

Cheap.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The real question is what do you call a horse who wears a skort mis-matched with a spagetti stap and stillheto heels?

Damned sexy?

By the way, is the spaghetti strap attached to something, or is it just a naked strap? Hmmm that sounds even better.

 

[rikaaim]

I like Min's response. Cheap.

Shanglan if you have to ask a question to answer a question I think it automatically defaults to incorrect.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Cheap.

Damn. Beaten by a gosling.

Please?

 

[rikaaim]

Damned sexy?

By the way, is the spaghetti strap attached to something, or is it just a naked strap? Hmmm that sounds even better.

I thought it would be more like reigns in your case.

 

[tolyk]

I had to ask.

Cat

Well, from what I understand, a foon is a plastic spork. I grew up in the military, and part of the old army kit was a spork, a nice solid metal spoon/fork.. then they started producing those cheap plastic ones that break.. couldn't rightly call them sporks, as then the sporks would feel disgraced.. you get the idea.

 

[minsue]

By the way, is the spaghetti strap attached to something, or is it just a naked strap?

Oh, good. It's not just me. It's good to always be able to count on you to ask the questions I've been wondering about, Horsey.

 

[minsue]

Damn. Beaten by a gosling.

Please?

For you? http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/3196.gif Of course.

 

[velvetpie]

Of course you already have the answer: skorts. My mother and aunt were semi-pro golfers and those were the preferred dress back then. Now the ladies wear shorts.

 

[BlackShanglan]

For you? http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/3196.gif Of course.

*happy sigh*

My evening is complete.

 

[minsue]

While you're all here, can anyone explain the difference between culottes and a skort?

 

[rikaaim]

While you're all here, can anyone explain the difference between culottes and a skort?

This is blissfully out of my range of expertise. Besides, what does a friendly, feathered gosling need with the answer to this question anyway?

Honestly, I'm just glad I get jeans, and shorts. That's it. Men are so much simpler, pants, or shorts. I'm thankful for that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

While you're all here, can anyone explain the difference between culottes and a skort?

length.

(i said don't ask.)