Ladies: Does an overly large arse put you off?

[parodyluvr75]

do you ignore them?
or have sex with them and ignore them?
or do you call an arse and arse?

 

[Aella_]

edited..

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

It's more complicated than that.

You need to consider the arse to wallet fatness ratio. This should be at least 1:1 Arse size : wallet fatness.

1:2 is even better and makes a large arse more attractive. This is how complete arses like David Cameron and Boris is a Johnson get to be married.

 

[Noor]

There is also the laughter factor

 

[Aella_]

I keep having this impulse to make a joke about time bombs, but then I censure myself.

 

[spacekowboy]

Feel free to steal this one ladies.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Feel free to steal this one ladies.

Haha! We'll take it.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i.giphy.com/xTk9ZMvytLICEWw9bi.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

C.

 

[Aella_]

I keep having this impulse to make a joke about time bombs, but then I censure myself.

Makes it more levelled.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's ass for christ's sake.

 

[Aella_]

It's ass for christ's sake.

Gives height

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's ass for christ's sake.

That's what I get for parodying the British, arses over asses.

 

[magicalmoments]

I've never understood why the yanks prefer to use the word "ass" instead of "arse".

In my country an ass is a donkey and an arse is the back side of your body between the top of your legs and your abdomen.

 

[Penuche]

I've never understood why the yanks prefer to use the word "ass" instead of "arse".

In my country an ass is a donkey and an arse is the back side of your body between the top of your legs and your abdomen.

Word.

It has the bonus of leaving English speakers with two insults instead of one:
"Don't be an ass" implies stupidity or somebody digging their heels in beyond where it made sense, while "don't be an arse" implies general obnoxiousness.

Back to the OP I'd be less bothered about the size and shape of somebody's arse (what is "too large" anyway? Serious question BTW) than whether the owner of it is an arse.

 

[Aella_]

Lmao....Never thought about sizing up my potential dates according to their asses, either.

Btw, this is the reason that the OP started her parody thread:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1255724

 

[Penuche]

<snip>Btw, this is the reason that the OP started her parody thread:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1255724

Thanks for that - duranman's on ig so I missed that thread.

 

[PoppingTom]

I keep having this impulse to make a joke about time bombs, but then I censure myself.

Asses.....time bombs....that sounds unfamiliar, but interesting....

 

[Aella_]

Asses.....time bombs....that sounds unfamiliar, but interesting....

It's your guys' fault.
When Duranman posted his "Big asses" thread, I automatically thought about his other awesome thread ("Sitting on another person's face")
and about your jokes. So in this context one naturally starts thinking about similar silly things.