Ladies, do you ever hit the gyn?

[artemesia_g]

They could at least warm the damn speculum.

 

[Wings]

And stop telling us to relax! You relax while I shove this duck's bill up your hoohaa.

 

[artemesia_g]

I'm also not a fan of when they're elbow-deep and they start trying to make casual conversation.

 

[Farrah]

I've actually come very, very close to hitting my OB/GYN. There is absolutely nothing pleasant about a visit to the gyno.

 

[artemesia_g]

And they usually have cold hands, too.

 

[Saint Peter]

It stinks in here.

 

[artemesia_g]

Petey looks like he has cold hands. Let's hit him!

 

[pink]

I hate when they are pressing around and expect you to be able to talk to them.



I had an IUD put in a few months ago. That was awful. I dread, in a few years, when I have to have it taken out.

 

[badbabysitter]

They could at least warm the damn speculum.

I think they have a collection in liquid nitrogen

 

[Wings]

You should try having a hysterectomy at 25 in a teaching hospital. Way too many young, eager faces there to look at my crotch. Very uncomfortable, not even my need to inject humor in to tense situations helped that one. Also, hearing them repeat my case outside the room and discuss how serious it was, well that wasn't cool either.

 

[Liar]

And they usually have cold hands, too.

Chain smokers. It takes the edge off.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is my paper gown on backwards?




I never know.

 

[artemesia_g]

Is my paper gown on backwards?




I never know.

It is, but that's jusssst fine. *leer*

 

[Wife of Bath]

I am a blessed woman.

I have a fantastic, sympathetic, compassionate and competent gyn.

 

[neci]

they really do look like ducks!

 

[sweepthefloor]

............Also, hearing them repeat my case outside the room and discuss how serious it was, well that wasn't cool either.

That is not acceptable, and when I see that happening: I educate them about patient privacy, and respect. I understand teaching, but it does not mean: break the rules to learn.

 

[Wings]

That is not acceptable, and when I see that happening: I educate them about patient privacy, and respect. I understand teaching, but it does not mean: break the rules to learn.

That scared me more than anything else that happened that day did. Hearing my chances of surviving what was attacking my body was not cool. The same hospital did that when my dad was in there, that time I went out to confront them myself. He was thankfully asleep when they said things so he missed out on the impact but I didn't let them forget us.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

they really do look like ducks!

the worst is when the slam the beak shut on your cervix and try to yank it out! Mine nearly braces his foot on the stirrup to get better purchase. He's not mine anymore of course, a gyn needs a certain degree of knowledge about the female amatomy.

 

[neci]

the worst is when the slam the beak shut on your cervix and try to yank it out! Mine nearly braces his foot on the stirrup to get better purchase. He's not mine anymore of course, a gyn needs a certain degree of knowledge about the female amatomy.

clack clack clack

just relax

it's the luke warm lubricating jelly on the cold steel that's the kicker.

 

[glynndah]

I once visited a new gyn. First appointment and I'm up in the usual position. He walks in the door. His very first words to me were "So, would you like to be pope?"

 

[artemesia_g]

Hah! And your answer?

 

[Riles]

I hate when they are pressing around and expect you to be able to talk to them.

I had an IUD put in a few months ago. That was awful. I dread, in a few years, when I have to have it taken out.

Ohhh I HATED having that done. Hurt worse than having the kid! There I am spread open on the table and he's got the clamp on my cervix and he says he's forgotten something.

....bastard LEAVES THE ROOM for like 10 minutes! Owieowieowieeee!

AND he cut the strings too short. I have to go for an ultrasound every few months just to make sure the stupid thing is still where it's supposed to be.

 

[Bert Notorius]

msN's gyn also sells Amway. He's an odd duck, but I like him. If I were to hit him, he would snap in two, but I don't see that happening.

 

[glynndah]

Hah! And your answer?

No, thank you, I'm not Catholic.

 

[CaudaLinea]

My gyno is awesome. She warms up the speculum and the gel and she never tries to talk to me when she has it jammed up me. She's also the doc who caught my thing last year (that we shall not discuss over here).