Ladies? Did ya ever wanna stretch yer pussy, so damn big......

[Sparky Kronkite]

That ya could fit a.......

Coke can up there?

A Tropicanna jar?

A can of Hormel Baked Beans?

A GeaPet?

How bout' a couple of fists?

A horse dick?

An elephant dick?

How about a Mellon Collie?

So, if'n ya could - don't ya think that would be worth a fortune?

 

[freakygirl]

see.. this is exactly why this man amuses me.. lol

the answer is NO.. no.. not just NO.. Hell No! that's just gross..

 

[lilminx]

What on earth made you think of that? ICK!!! And the answer is a resounding NO!!!

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm... Oddly... no, I can't say as I have.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Hey, be nice!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What "not" so nice about......

A huge stretched pussy?

And fist fucking?

And inserting objects into oneself?

That's not nice? Really? The concept of nice or not nice even applies?

No way. How come?

I just don't get it.

 

[*bratcat*]

Sparky...

 

[EmeraldEyes]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I am no where near a Coka can.

However, I do get turned on attempting to stick my entire hand, gently of course - up and into my lover.

Hits the G-spot you know.

Have performed this on women for the first time - sometimes simply sneaking it up into them without announcement of such.....

Only to be applauded, "What the hell was that?" One enthusiastically asked. They all seem to like it - if it's gentle and slow.

And that's all I know.

A return to the womb I guess. Slippery when wet. Slick fun.

 

[MissTaken]

Inquiring minds want to know!


In response to the initial question....


In a word, NOPE!

Sparky,

Did you ever want to stretch your as so big that you could fint a zuchinni in there? a baseball bat? a watermelon?

Ahhhhh well, expelling the watermelon from your ass is comparable to childbirth!

~Thinking to self...."Now where the hell did that come from??"

 

[EmeraldEyes]

Re: I am no where near a Coka can.

However, I do get turned on attempting to stick my entire hand, gently of course - up and into my lover.

If the person doing it knows what they are doing, fisting can be quite fun! So far in my life, only one man has ever been able to do it successfully. I loved it!

 

[luv2tvl69]

Ok Freakygurl32 I see your point about him--he is very amusing and fun....I am just cracking up.

Now I luv to put many different things inside me....however not 1 thing on your list has ever been there or have I thought of it being there.

Now, on the other hand these were very nice and/or I would like to try them: (of course with the food items would want someone to eat them out of me.... )
--The neck of a wine bottle (after the droplets of wine have been
licked up).....mmmmmmmm
--assorted vibes.....mmmmmmm
--ice cubes.....mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
--many different foods: strawberries, grapes, bananas, carrots,
honey, whipped cream, etc--you get the picture ..mmmmmm
--of course fingers, tongues and penises
--ends of candles (unlit of course--ouch)

You see there are many choices that arent quite so scary...LOL
but I love your enthusiasm!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ah, Sparky....

Don't ever change. Not one bit.

blue

 

[TexasGentleman]

u are strange sparky

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey Sparky I Think I have seen that Web site as well and yes I have done some fisting as well and YES she did like it and she didn't realize that my hand was all the way in her at the time either... and hey take it slow and easy and just keep massaging and hey women will let you do most anything to them if you make it and them feel good..

E