Ladies? Biggest Object Ever Inserted In You?

[Sparky Kronkite]

C'mon ladies - you've experimented.....

Coke bottle? No? UnCola?

Huge ass black as coal dildo?

A fist perhaps?

Hide anything up there? A small poodle perhaps? A baggie of beef gravey? No? A hair bursh then?

Ever spray wipped cream up there?

C'mon ladies - what's gone up there besides feminine products, medical insertions and men?

A Barbie doll? No! You don't say?

 

[Ally C]

I've only posted so that you stop sitting there twitching at your computer uncontrollably and laughing at your dismissive brand of humour. I'd stick this post up your ass, but I'm using it right now ...

Uhhhh-hhh...

All done ... now bend over.

 

[Ally C]

I was joking ...

... please ignore my last post. I did.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's a "hole" nother subject.....

Dudes? What's gone up yer ass?

Broom stick? Ladies fingers? Dildo?

C'mon guys - chickens.

Give us the "hole" story.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

She said "I will if you will"

I did with her vibe

She didn't until after I moved out, despite several gentle urgings

Now she wants it lots

Damn

 

[Tabby432]

Sparky Kronkite, you are one...

sick puppy.

 

[Ally C]

C'mon guys - chickens.

Are they still alive? This is getting 'fowl' now ... but it adds a 'hole' new dimension to cock fighting. I think this cruel practice should be banned. What about you? Not 'ewe', 'you'[?]!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oh lets not bring the shhep into this one, please.

 

[Expertise]

Fuck it i'm game.

Biggest object ever inserted, besides a medical officers gloved finger (he was not so affectionately known as "The Claw") was a thin anal attachment to a vibrator. Applied while recieving oral sex. I liked it..... A LOT, but I wouldnt want anything bigger.

 

[Ally C]

Sheepish one ...

Oh lets not bring the shhep into this one, please.

It's too late for that, far too late.

 

[Starfish]

Sparky, I have only stuck a big flashlight in my gash....

but you know what sound's like more fun....

Porky's BSDM Spring Break *Co-ed Sweatlogde*

With a Tuesday Night Special of:

Ladies inserting huge buckets of cum into their squeeling Asain pussies, while getting tit and clit pierced.

*Brought to you by Pepsi and Pizza Hut

 

[Ally C]

Been there, done that???

We're gonna need a bigger truck ...