Stormpucci
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2013
- Posts
- 159
OK - admit it - that got your attention, didn't it?
I'm sorry to disappoint you if you really do have a naked dwarf fetish. I'm probably not your guy. In fact, I'm 6'4" tall.
And in case you haven't figured this out yet, yeah - I'm a smart-ass. I had a similar ad posted earlier but shockingly enough got pushed into off-topic subjects, so here I am again...
I'm in my forties, divorced, self-employed with my own communications consulting firm, and well - let's be honest, I'm bored. Bored and pondering misbehaviour, but let's be honest again - if we weren't misbehaving, we wouldn't be on Literotica, would we?
If you want someone to trade flirty notes with, I'm your guy. If you want to delve into deeper fantasies, desires and hidden dreams, I'm your guy. If you want to be driven to the edge of orgasmic bliss time and time again, I'm your guy.
If you want someone to pull your hair, call you a bitch and demand that you make me a sandwich while I watch the monster-truck rally on TV... I'm so totally not your guy.
I'm literate, I know the difference between to, two, and too, and I believe women are to be admired, not used.
Physically, I'm tall with blond hair and blue eyes. While you may think that makes me sound like a heavenly God, it's only partially true. And by partially, I mean mostly not at all.
Are you out there? Even if you think you MAY be out there, hit me up. I don't bite (unless requested.)
I'm sorry to disappoint you if you really do have a naked dwarf fetish. I'm probably not your guy. In fact, I'm 6'4" tall.
And in case you haven't figured this out yet, yeah - I'm a smart-ass. I had a similar ad posted earlier but shockingly enough got pushed into off-topic subjects, so here I am again...
I'm in my forties, divorced, self-employed with my own communications consulting firm, and well - let's be honest, I'm bored. Bored and pondering misbehaviour, but let's be honest again - if we weren't misbehaving, we wouldn't be on Literotica, would we?
If you want someone to trade flirty notes with, I'm your guy. If you want to delve into deeper fantasies, desires and hidden dreams, I'm your guy. If you want to be driven to the edge of orgasmic bliss time and time again, I'm your guy.
If you want someone to pull your hair, call you a bitch and demand that you make me a sandwich while I watch the monster-truck rally on TV... I'm so totally not your guy.
I'm literate, I know the difference between to, two, and too, and I believe women are to be admired, not used.
Physically, I'm tall with blond hair and blue eyes. While you may think that makes me sound like a heavenly God, it's only partially true. And by partially, I mean mostly not at all.
Are you out there? Even if you think you MAY be out there, hit me up. I don't bite (unless requested.)
