Labor Day? Labor Day?

[4est_4est_Gump]

Don't talk to me about Labor Day! I just hope to find a job! one more job! Labor Day?


More like Non-Parcipitation Day, or Benefits Day, Welfare Day...


I got no money to go to the Beach Day!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You should live closer to the beach . . . bitch!!!


You could always play pool . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll grab my shopping cart and cardboard box!


I'll shoplift some WD-40 on the way over to protect it from the salt spray...

 

[Saint Peter]

There are plenty of jobs out there for you! You could be a professor. You could be a karate teacher. You could be on the security detail for a top shelf band. Or you could just go back to the QuickieMart and apologize to Apu for showing up drunk.

So much opportunity in this Great Country!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh look, it's the fuzzy throwback sunny beach daze...

 

[Saint Peter]

Bouncer at the gay club.

The age and poor health will keep you out of the marines but you could be a scout leader or something like that.

The good lord helps those that help themselves!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There is no "good lord."


This is the GB, where there is no god but Allah!!!


Too bad for them, there is no god Allah.


Now, insh'Allah that my steaks are ready for grilling this afternoon, in case La Mexicana comes to supper.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We know the comeback is going to be weak...



... you need to wait until busybody starts posting, then you have an even playing field.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Allah'hu Akbar!

 

[Saint Peter]

There is no "good lord."


This is the GB, where there is no god but Allah!!!


Too bad for them, there is no god Allah.


Now, insh'Allah that my steaks are ready for grilling this afternoon, in case La Mexicana comes to supper.

Understood. I will edit. Well, maybe not.

Enjoy the tres leches!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wat's YUUUUUUUGE Wall has a wide and open gate...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Understood. I will edit. Well, maybe not.

Enjoy the tres leches!

There will only be cornbread, and only that provided I replace my aged baking powder.


Allah will be merciful . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I have roast pork.

I can make cornbread to go with it.

I can make a batch with jalapeños too!

I have chicken thighs that I can grill, no room to freeze them...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I could stand to acquire a small chest freezer.


A large chest would be wasted on me . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Given more storage space, the Queen would just store more stuff.


It's compulsive. $.49lb! I'll buy as much as I can! Let A_J figure out what to do with it...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have more shelves than Allah has sand.


Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but still.


I have to go out and buy more catfood today.


They must be eating more to store fat for winter or something, so I guess they're not buying into the whole glowball warming thing, either.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We always made ours hunt; called it scorpion control...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat's street is too busy to let them out.


I hate cat road pizza enough as it is - I hate it more when it's my cat.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where was it...

Montana?

Somebody legalized road kill collection.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I don't wanna have to cap a hood rat . . .


but I will . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just wanna bust a move...

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[Wat_Tyler]

All Gangnam Style . . . an' shit????


Teepee Style!!!


Now we're talkin'!!!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's like smoke...


So smooth!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sounds like Joe Camel . . .


an' shit.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

The only time I ever lit up a cigarette was to use it as a timer for an M-80 in the school stairwell.



Dude, that fawker was loud!!!