asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
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Blantantly STEALING SirKyKyMcSmartArse's thread idea...
Let the battles begin
What are some things about women do you think some men would benefit (if they value their quality of life) from knowing??
1. We are Women. Hear us roar.
Sometimes this roaring also comes in the form of crying, whining, rambling, sleep talking, cussing, ALL CAP YELLING, and quiet sniffling. Wade through it... we're trying to tell you something.
2. We as women, are MEANT to mother. Mothering is literally in our blood. We care about your rapid getting wellness if you are sick or hurt, which is usually aided by rest and food.
Therefore don't go putting "recovering from surgery" in your location and not expect us to fuss over you. Hence turning off your PMs is a smart idea.
3. Women are always right. Even when it might appear that we are not, we so are. Please note this down for future reference.
4. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
5. Don't be so quick to offer a solution, maybe we just want you to LISTEN.
6. All women love surprises. It can be something small. A gesture, or a word of praise that comes at an unexpected moment. Surprises are good
7- Try and remember important dates....BIRTHDAYS, WEDDING ANNIVERSARY etc
8. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
9. It's very simple.
a) pull the old empty roll off and drop it into the bin we've conveniently left right by the toilet.
b) take out the new roll...we've also conveniently let somewhere close by, look under that frilly skirt doll thing or the weird wall hanging you thought was folk abstract art.
c) slide new roll where old roll was.
d) take into acount whether she likes it over or under.
10. Some of us are very sentimental.
Anything that may be a souvenir of the past may be regarded as fair game to keep in the memories box. They're just lovely reminders of meaningful moments in our lives.
This doesn't mean we're still in love with the ex. It also doesn't mean we're not letting go of the past. Unless we keep a signed picture of him under our pillow and kiss it every night and pray he will come back. Perhaps re evaluation of the situation may be needed in this particular case.
11. Not all of our bad and cranky moods are the result of PMS. You would do well to know the difference and there is a difference. When we are PMSing...you will know. And then you should either a) run & hide, b) be completely agreeable for the next 5-7 days and/or c) have plenty of chocolates available.
12. We will talk about you in great detail to anyone who will listen.
It's because we're proud of you, well, we love you, well...we like you... heck, you're just hot and we want to show you off.
Lol joking aside. Talking about you is about the second best thing to getting to be with you when you're not around.
Things you've done that you think are "embarrassing" are not deemed sacred and simply be construed as cute by us, our girlfriends, our mothers and sisters, and the check out chick at the mall.
13. "Cute"... is a good thing. Sorry, but it is.
14. We dont mind action movies, especially if you watch a sappy chick flick with us occasionally.
15. Please dont be harsh when we try and fix something ourselves, we're just trying to be self-sufficient, and so what if the newly installed doorknob wont turn?
16. Complimenting us is a very good thing....oh and saying I love you isn´t gonna kill you once in a while
17. When we put effort into getting ready, please look when we ask what you think. A 'gorgeous' sailing over your head or tossed from between the pages of a newspaper will just not work. Failure to look and bestow compliments could well result in the 'look of daggers' all evening.
18. We will never have enough shoes.
Learn to love them as though they are your extended family. In event of a fire, please remember, you can save yourself...they can not.
19. Just because we call our long time best friend, "a self-absorbed, meddling, competitive, two faced, ungrateful, cow bitch from hell" doesnt mean we don't love her. In fact, it's probably what we bonded over in the first place.
The slightest inclination by you that she is anything but a saint will result in a a complete diversion of our wrath from her to you.
I'm sorry for this.
20.
Open the door for us once in awhile. Seriously. I promise i won't kick you in the balls and give you a 45 minute tirade on the chauvinistic nature of man and how you pulling open a 300 pound door for me will only lead to the perpetuation of the role of women as the weaker sex that will end in a downward spiral of the feministic movement so that oneday women again will no longer have the right to vote and will have knee pads permanently attached to help her while she's scrubbing floors.
In fact... you opening the door, saves me having to get my nails redone. Thanks.
21. This one came as a shock to me too.
Men. It honestly, and you can quote me on this, won't kill you to hold a handbag for 5 minutes. Other than on the off chance your lovely lady has put a live hand grenade in there, there's almost no danger to you whatsoever, it's not necessary to hold it as far from your body as your non go-gadget arms can reach. There's even LESS danger that people will mistake the new Louis Vuitton Jeune patterned tote bag as your own.
22. We are not your flippin' maid....if you are the last one out of bed you can make it. Don't look at me and say what are you making for supper, you know how to turn on the stove. If there's a load of dirty laundry sitting on the floor pick it up and throw it in the wash machine. If you remember this maybe next time you have an 'itch' we will help you scratch it.
23. Singing to us... is romantic.
We don't care that you sound like Kermit with a goose stuck in his throat... it's just sweet.
Unless you think you're good.
Then you suck
24. That some women think like men......dun like the cuddling or the talking after sex, wanting space, not liking chick flicks and not wanting to discuss our feelings!!!
25. When we ask that you do something, it tends to mean immediately. Not that we're impatient you understand, but that we've been thinking about said thing for ages
26. Patience is a virture. Know-it-alls get no sex.
27. Do not complain that we take too long in the bathroom when getting ready. When you stop using the bathroom as a library, we will get ready faster.
Honorary one: We all have a crush on Sir KyKy McScarySadistPumpkinMuffinpie.
Let the battles begin
What are some things about women do you think some men would benefit (if they value their quality of life) from knowing??
1. We are Women. Hear us roar.
Sometimes this roaring also comes in the form of crying, whining, rambling, sleep talking, cussing, ALL CAP YELLING, and quiet sniffling. Wade through it... we're trying to tell you something.
2. We as women, are MEANT to mother. Mothering is literally in our blood. We care about your rapid getting wellness if you are sick or hurt, which is usually aided by rest and food.
Therefore don't go putting "recovering from surgery" in your location and not expect us to fuss over you. Hence turning off your PMs is a smart idea.
3. Women are always right. Even when it might appear that we are not, we so are. Please note this down for future reference.
4. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
5. Don't be so quick to offer a solution, maybe we just want you to LISTEN.
6. All women love surprises. It can be something small. A gesture, or a word of praise that comes at an unexpected moment. Surprises are good
7- Try and remember important dates....BIRTHDAYS, WEDDING ANNIVERSARY etc
8. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
9. It's very simple.
a) pull the old empty roll off and drop it into the bin we've conveniently left right by the toilet.
b) take out the new roll...we've also conveniently let somewhere close by, look under that frilly skirt doll thing or the weird wall hanging you thought was folk abstract art.
c) slide new roll where old roll was.
d) take into acount whether she likes it over or under.
10. Some of us are very sentimental.
Anything that may be a souvenir of the past may be regarded as fair game to keep in the memories box. They're just lovely reminders of meaningful moments in our lives.
This doesn't mean we're still in love with the ex. It also doesn't mean we're not letting go of the past. Unless we keep a signed picture of him under our pillow and kiss it every night and pray he will come back. Perhaps re evaluation of the situation may be needed in this particular case.
11. Not all of our bad and cranky moods are the result of PMS. You would do well to know the difference and there is a difference. When we are PMSing...you will know. And then you should either a) run & hide, b) be completely agreeable for the next 5-7 days and/or c) have plenty of chocolates available.
12. We will talk about you in great detail to anyone who will listen.
It's because we're proud of you, well, we love you, well...we like you... heck, you're just hot and we want to show you off.
Lol joking aside. Talking about you is about the second best thing to getting to be with you when you're not around.
Things you've done that you think are "embarrassing" are not deemed sacred and simply be construed as cute by us, our girlfriends, our mothers and sisters, and the check out chick at the mall.
13. "Cute"... is a good thing. Sorry, but it is.
14. We dont mind action movies, especially if you watch a sappy chick flick with us occasionally.
15. Please dont be harsh when we try and fix something ourselves, we're just trying to be self-sufficient, and so what if the newly installed doorknob wont turn?
16. Complimenting us is a very good thing....oh and saying I love you isn´t gonna kill you once in a while
17. When we put effort into getting ready, please look when we ask what you think. A 'gorgeous' sailing over your head or tossed from between the pages of a newspaper will just not work. Failure to look and bestow compliments could well result in the 'look of daggers' all evening.
18. We will never have enough shoes.
Learn to love them as though they are your extended family. In event of a fire, please remember, you can save yourself...they can not.
19. Just because we call our long time best friend, "a self-absorbed, meddling, competitive, two faced, ungrateful, cow bitch from hell" doesnt mean we don't love her. In fact, it's probably what we bonded over in the first place.
The slightest inclination by you that she is anything but a saint will result in a a complete diversion of our wrath from her to you.
I'm sorry for this.
20.
Open the door for us once in awhile. Seriously. I promise i won't kick you in the balls and give you a 45 minute tirade on the chauvinistic nature of man and how you pulling open a 300 pound door for me will only lead to the perpetuation of the role of women as the weaker sex that will end in a downward spiral of the feministic movement so that oneday women again will no longer have the right to vote and will have knee pads permanently attached to help her while she's scrubbing floors.
In fact... you opening the door, saves me having to get my nails redone. Thanks.
21. This one came as a shock to me too.
Men. It honestly, and you can quote me on this, won't kill you to hold a handbag for 5 minutes. Other than on the off chance your lovely lady has put a live hand grenade in there, there's almost no danger to you whatsoever, it's not necessary to hold it as far from your body as your non go-gadget arms can reach. There's even LESS danger that people will mistake the new Louis Vuitton Jeune patterned tote bag as your own.
22. We are not your flippin' maid....if you are the last one out of bed you can make it. Don't look at me and say what are you making for supper, you know how to turn on the stove. If there's a load of dirty laundry sitting on the floor pick it up and throw it in the wash machine. If you remember this maybe next time you have an 'itch' we will help you scratch it.
23. Singing to us... is romantic.
We don't care that you sound like Kermit with a goose stuck in his throat... it's just sweet.
Unless you think you're good.
Then you suck
24. That some women think like men......dun like the cuddling or the talking after sex, wanting space, not liking chick flicks and not wanting to discuss our feelings!!!
25. When we ask that you do something, it tends to mean immediately. Not that we're impatient you understand, but that we've been thinking about said thing for ages
26. Patience is a virture. Know-it-alls get no sex.
27. Do not complain that we take too long in the bathroom when getting ready. When you stop using the bathroom as a library, we will get ready faster.
Honorary one: We all have a crush on Sir KyKy McScarySadistPumpkinMuffinpie.
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