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I'm not clicking on that cos it'll make me want to kill myself.
I ran interference for the fair fata. Don't look. It's a barn and the whole inside is webs.
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Well I couldn't protect you from that!!!
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Oh Jesus. Why? WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO ME!? Anyway...back to Kunty. Beckinsale nips coming up...
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I'm not clicking on that cos it'll make me want to kill myself.
Goddamnit. Stop cock-blocking me.
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Someone needs to clean their air conditioning vents.
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I'd block your cock. From ever working again, right between two massive bricks.
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I'd block your cock. From ever working again, right between two massive bricks.
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Just as I always imagined them...
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I'd block your cock. From ever working again, right between two massive bricks.
http://www.devaneios.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jack-nicholson.gif
*rawr*
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Okay you're in.
fap..
Today's news:
Dr: "it shows some healing, but I'd like you to keep all weight off it for another 2 weeks".
Me: Go fuck yourself you goddamned quack, I want another opinion.
sarah: Listen to the doctor.
me: but, but. hunting! beagles! running! work! trick-or-treat! the dance! the hunt ball!, all gone!
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Awww. Listen TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR. Let it heal or you'll end up a gimpy cunt. Bet you're going stir crazy. I think me & dolf should come over, she's trained and I have a lovely bedside manner. I'll wear a fox stole to stir up your beagles.
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Doesn't she like em? You know sometimes violence is the only real option.
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She's a huge cunt, but I doubt she's that huge you fucking pervert.
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Just saw Simon Le Bon and almost died!!!
I know you're a bit new here on Lit, but rule #2 (rule 1 is no numbers in your nic) is Never Open a Dolf Link.
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Where did you go, you crippled old cunt?
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