Fata Morgana
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What? Cuntbate is the only one that can rub one out to Kate Beckinsale??
Normally, I'd be fapping away right now, but just last week in a fit of either questionable sanity or possibly unreasoning stupidity, I donated every Kate movie in my collection to the local library. All of them gone. I think I'm over her. I guess a few years without a decent flick can do that. So instead of fappery, I'm sitting here with a bemused grin that I don't quite understand.
That's only because you didn't see the movie she and I made together. It was limited release.
Can you send the book you drew the stick figures in, that I might flip through and view your film?
It was a short filmed during her indie phase. Approximate run time of 7.5 minutes from begining to end. 3 acts. It was emotional and devastating and beautiful.
Especially when she was riding my dick.
7.5 minutes? And it had more than just a sex scene?
I can imagine the emotional impact on you and I'm sorry.
I have heard that there's medicines and mental exercises that you can use to correct that problem.
When you're as good as I am, you don't need more than that. I'm efficient.
True. But I know she's the old cripple's fave.![]()
Normally, I'd be fapping away right now, but just last week in a fit of either questionable sanity or possibly unreasoning stupidity, I donated every Kate movie in my collection to the local library. All of them gone. I think I'm over her. I guess a few years without a decent flick can do that. So instead of fappery, I'm sitting here with a bemused grin that I don't quite understand.
I thought she was hot as fuck for a while, but then yeah.
I dunno. I just don't think she's all that great an actor.
Oh she's no great actor, that's for sure. Just thought it was an alluring gif. BUT YOU PAIR OF CUNTS SURE SHOWED ME OTHERWISE DIDN'T YOU?![]()
Gosh, I'll wank then. *removes knickers*
Kbate started it.
Good lass! hahaha.![]()
I'm imagining being tied to Kbate's kitchen table.
That bitch would tie you to the table then fuck off for a month traveling.