Kung Fu F*ck You

Please don't try this at home.

I studied the ancient art of Kung FU F*ck You under Master Wholeasshole.

When I reached a certain age, I had to retire my black finger skills. It's not martial art for the young.

Now, occassionally, I use it on the highway. Only, unlike other posers who flash me the Kung Fu F*ck You finger in anger, I use my finger in helping to clear the highway of assholes. My finger actually makes them crash.

I use it sparingly and save it for those real assholes, not to be confused with my Master Wholeasshole.

Thanks for the video, but there should have been a warning.

Please don't try this at home. These are trained professional Kung FU F*ck You fighters.
 
Everybody was Fuck You fighting!
those fingers were fast as lighting
IT was a little bit fright'ning
Everybody was Fuck You fighting!


Ah 70's music. :D
 
I wish I could find that clip of an Irishman showing how to berserk against a kung fu opponent. That one was pretty funny too.
 
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