Kudos to Lady Funkenstein!

[jiffylube646]

Time for the betrayer to be betrayed.
Ready for some collateral damage?

 

[P. B. Walker]

Lemme guess which alt this.

Cherry?

 

[jiffylube646]

Nah she didn't fuck cherry. Nor would she want to.

 

[jiffylube646]

My name should give her a big clue.

 

[jiffylube646]

Probably behind the scenes scrambling right now.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

OK...a little more info a little more quickly? Im on a schedule here.

 

[unregistered]

 

[FunkNStein]

This handle refers to someone I had sex with once upon a time ago. Only three people knew about it. Put it out there if you like, I don't care. After all, I already have the reputation of being a whore. What is one more notch on my bedpost?

 

[P. B. Walker]

This handle refers to someone I had sex with once upon a time ago. Only three people knew about it. Put it out there if you like, I don't care. After all, I already have the reputation of being a whore. What is one more notch on my bedpost?

Was it good nookie?

 

[jiffylube646]

alright, let's start with the current drama shall we?
you're behind the scenes pulling the strings tell ram
all the people you "know" his wife fucked. Because she
"told" you. Why anyone would tell you anything is
beyond me.
KS mentioned the name Jif-p. Rings a bell? (HI!!!!)
was it not you who infact met and fucked Jif-p? (Hiii! long time no see).

 

[FunkNStein]

Was it good nookie?

Actually, yes it was. He was very cute too. This alt isn't him though...

 

[jiffylube646]

This handle refers to someone I had sex with once upon a time ago. Only three people knew about it. Put it out there if you like, I don't care. After all, I already have the reputation of being a whore. What is one more notch on my bedpost?

scramble and dance
you do know how to move
your misdeeds are coming back
to bite you in the ass
never trust anyone

 

[jiffylube646]

And how's richard?

 

[jiffylube646]

hmmmm? richard-daily that is?

 

[FunkNStein]

scramble and dance
you do know how to move
your misdeeds are coming back
to bite you in the ass
never trust anyone

What? I mentioned the sex part before you got a chance to drop the "bombshell." Nobody is suprised, nobody cares. Newsflash: Ladyf likes sex. Whoopdedoo.

 

[Ham Murabi]

scramble and dance
you do know how to move
your misdeeds are coming back
to bite you in the ass
never trust anyone

Not sure, but I think that's too many syllables and lines for haiku.

 

[montrealgirl]

You mean, a single girl on a porn board has met up and had sex with male members on said board.

Holy fuck.

 

[P. B. Walker]

ok, so funk had sex with a couple of guys. She's single.... welll now anyway. either way they were bound to divorce.


where's the drama here jiffypop?



At least come up with something funny... like... uhmm... one of the dude came in her eye and she punched him in the nuts. Something like that.

 

[jiffylube646]

What? I mentioned the sex part before you got a chance to drop the "bombshell." Nobody is suprised, nobody cares. Newsflash: Ladyf likes sex. Whoopdedoo.

scramble behind the scenes.
shouldn't you be out enjoying
your fascinating life?

 

[jiffylube646]

let the games begin
play for the masses

 

[montrealgirl]

At least come up with something funny... like... uhmm... one of the dude came in her eye and she punched him in the nuts. Something like that.

Or that he couldn't "perform!"

That is always a crowd pleaser.

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

What? I mentioned the sex part before you got a chance to drop the "bombshell." Nobody is suprised, nobody cares. Newsflash: Ladyf likes sex. Whoopdedoo.

Lady Funk likes sex AND the BeeGees?

That's it. I'm calling my paper.

 

[unregistered]

 

[jiffylube646]

You mean, a single girl on a porn board has met up and had sex with male members on said board.

Holy fuck.

of course not always when she was single

 

[FunkNStein]

scramble behind the scenes.
shouldn't you be out enjoying
your fascinating life?

Who's scrambling? I am right here. I like sex, big deal. This is litEROTICA.