AceDesSpades
Ramblin'Gamblin'Man
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2023
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Trumpy Trout – for the wall proving to ATF and INS that you voted properly. We cannot help you with the IRS. The Lord says you’re fucked.
Trumpy Bear – for the children, to keep them safe at night
Trump Book – A Kid’s Guide to President Trump, Gov. Mike Huckabee, to raise them in the light
Trump Ca$h – $2 “Bill”. Real money in the Year of his birth.
I’d feel better if they were hawking two- or four-bit Trump eCurrency Coins.
Trump Gun – a little Social Justice of one for those whom now have a reason to kill themselves (or shoot the IRS agent when he comes for “fair.”)
God Bless the USA Bible – for those who wish to go beyond the super sticker in proving their loyalty in the afterlife. A must in every home; this season’s Mein Kampf.
Allegiance Flag – Because god damn and buddha provides, that girl is Nordic Track™ HOT! ... I want. The girl. The Nordic Track™ will just end up as a clothes rack. I want the clothes off of her rack…, THEN I’ll get my Christmas exercise…
If you buy The Art of the Deal, you can slicker a Hillbilly out of his Eulogy money…


Trumpy Bear – for the children, to keep them safe at night
Trump Book – A Kid’s Guide to President Trump, Gov. Mike Huckabee, to raise them in the light
Trump Ca$h – $2 “Bill”. Real money in the Year of his birth.

Trump Gun – a little Social Justice of one for those whom now have a reason to kill themselves (or shoot the IRS agent when he comes for “fair.”)
God Bless the USA Bible – for those who wish to go beyond the super sticker in proving their loyalty in the afterlife. A must in every home; this season’s Mein Kampf.
Allegiance Flag – Because god damn and buddha provides, that girl is Nordic Track™ HOT! ... I want. The girl. The Nordic Track™ will just end up as a clothes rack. I want the clothes off of her rack…, THEN I’ll get my Christmas exercise…
If you buy The Art of the Deal, you can slicker a Hillbilly out of his Eulogy money…

