Kooky Kinky Ideas

NemoAlia

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In honor of a strange idea I just had, I'm starting a thread entirely devoted to silly BDSM practices that we have(n't) tried and laughed at.

Here's mine:

I have one of those desk lamps that you can turn on simply by touching any of its metal parts. You know what I'm talking about? Anyway, the neat thing about this lamp (and other lamps of its kind) is its, um, extendability: If a person places their hand on the lamp so that there's a lot of surface contact, and another person touches their other hand, the lamp lights (or turns off) like there's some sort of extension on its sensory perception. (I've had this explained to me once, but I don't remember the explanation well enough to repeat it.)

Anyway, what if a Dom/me required his/her sub to hold on to one of these lamps while s/he spanked him by hand. The lamp would flash on and off, alternating with every spank. What a surreal experience for a spacing sub, I imagine!
 
NemoAlia said:
In honor of a strange idea I just had, I'm starting a thread entirely devoted to silly BDSM practices that we have(n't) tried and laughed at.

Here's mine:

I have one of those desk lamps that you can turn on simply by touching any of its metal parts. You know what I'm talking about? Anyway, the neat thing about this lamp (and other lamps of its kind) is its, um, extendability: If a person places their hand on the lamp so that there's a lot of surface contact, and another person touches their other hand, the lamp lights (or turns off) like there's some sort of extension on its sensory perception. (I've had this explained to me once, but I don't remember the explanation well enough to repeat it.)

Anyway, what if a Dom/me required his/her sub to hold on to one of these lamps while s/he spanked him by hand. The lamp would flash on and off, alternating with every spank. What a surreal experience for a spacing sub, I imagine!

OMG!
Says it all...I will now have this image in My mind each time I am in a lighting shop. I wonder how long I will be able to resst the urge to purchase one.
I think the silliest kinky thing I have had the most laughs with was having 2 male subs compete on the computer playing some game to a certain point level. The WINNER must add a certain bondage to their body ¨beginning with a gag..of course each sub added a gag but the winner added the most difficult gag..and on and on it went until both were fully self bound from head to foot (spreader bars)...It became a game of awkwardness and laughter.
 
NemoAlia said:

Anyway, what if a Dom/me required his/her sub to hold on to one of these lamps while s/he spanked him by hand. The lamp would flash on and off, alternating with every spank. What a surreal experience for a spacing sub, I imagine!

Sounds like a lot of fun. It would make a good game for a fetish party too!

Eb <I like silly>
 
I had a friend in partial suspension from an overhead frame (arms over her head, most of her weight on her upper body.....she could BARELY put her feet flat & was mostly on tiptoe....I had a spotter there in case she slumped so she wouldn't get hurt)
We'd been scening for almost 2 hours, in which time all her clothes had been reduced to tatters with various blades & she'd been pretty well convinced I'd been slicing her open with razor blades
She has EXTREMELY ticklish feet, and as we were about to finish the scene I put a knife under her chin to force her on point & my spotter slid upright Whartenburgh wheels under her feet so she COULDN'T put her weight down (the spotter then wrapped her arms around my playmate to be SURE she couldn't slip)
At this point I came around behind her & took said sharp knife & started dragging the tips around her feet, tickling her unmercifully. About the time she couldn't take it anymore, I pulled the wheels away and the spotter let her down a bit & slid the ropes so she could stand flat-footed. She thought it was OVER.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! It was about then I grabbed her still VERY sensetive feet, and to the delight of the watching crowd I started doing "This Little Piggy". She almost wet herself laughing & the crowd just DIED.
When we let her down a minute later, she collapsed in to my arms, sobbing "You evil EVIL man, you RUINED "This Little Piggy" for me FOREVER!" :D Then she said "When can we do it again?"
Definetly one of my best "Silly" moments :D
 
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