Kokigami

[Sweetwood]

With full dedication to Wicked Eve:
she inspired the content and set the example of form

I present to you:

Kokigami – or the art of poetic penis enlargement

When young boys get an inkling
That manhood rings the bell
Their privates start the sprinkling

Their crotch it feels so well
They wonder what’s the matter
That manhood rings the bell

Oh, maledom with a patter
As seen on others too
They wonder what’s the matter

They watch boys and they woo
And take their total measure
As seen on others too

They think it is a treasure
To be most large to boot
And take their total measure

There dwells along the root
When young boys move to manhood
To be most large to boot
Shout I’m so large, so good


*taking a deep bow*

Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

Sweetwood, the kokigami master.

Your terzanelle worked up until the last stanza.

It's suppose to be:

There dwells along the root
When young boys get an inkling
To be most large to boot
Their privates start the sprinkling

You could change the first line to something else, as long as it rhymes with the 3rd line. But the last 3 lines have to be used the way they are, unless you change them earlier on in the poem.

Though, if this is some screwy kokigami poem, then it's okay like it is. lol

 

[Sweetwood]

ooooops

At the office between phonecalls etc.

Just used yours as a template: and screwed up. Didn't quite get it.



Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

Well, if a screw up is going to happen, it should be during kokigami.

 

[Sweetwife]

Uhhmmm screwed up

 

[JUDO]

Kokigami Haiku

Cock, folded in pain.
Attracts the soft ruby lips
That suck in the dark.





...or is that lowku?

 

[Sweetwood]

Judo the haiku goddess

if not unfolded
the ruby red lips will cause much
painful swelling

my lowku in response

Sweetsmith

 

[JUDO]

Kokigami Haiku 2

If not in the dark,
The ruby lips will chuckle
As the swelling shrinks.

 

[Sweetwood]

chuckle

with the chuckle loud
from ruby red lips
the folded penis withers

Sweetwood

 

[JUDO]

Kokigami Haiku 3

The icy heart melts
As whimpers fill the dark night
'Til morn, the cock crows.

 

[WickedEve]

Kokigami instructions

First, acquire a 6 to 8 inch penis.
Grasping the penis, fold it in half four different ways.
Next, fold the four halves in half.
Then take hold of the inner most sub-halves and fold them over and backward.
Now firmly grab the corners and pull them outward until the center pops up.
Your penis is now a work of art.

 

[JUDO]

Damn! It's that first step that always trips me up.

 

[Sweetwood]

Kokigami Instructions

OUCH

Sweetpain

 

[Sweetwife]

Faulty Instructions

Oh my God

He broke it

Weeping Sweetwife

 

[JUDO]

"Would you hold still, Sweetwood? Damn."

"Sweetwife, I tell you what. You grab that end and we'll try to meet in the middle. You know, like making up a bed."

"Ready? Okay. One...two...three!"

"Oh hell, that didn't work either. And what's his problem?"

"I think we made need to get the High Priestess of Kokigami in on this."

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Faulty Instructions

Oh my God

He broke it

Weeping Sweetwife

NO! He's not suppose to try self-kokigami!

 

[WickedEve]

Judo, sweetwife, grab all loose ends and fold them over twice. It may not look pretty but it should keep it from unfolding and falling off.

 

[Sweetwood]

Designers Liability

Now you tell me. I really, really checked everywhere for warning labels. There were none.

I am sitting here on the ruins of my existence and have 16 parts and can't get them together again.

HELP!

Sweetbroken

 

[Rybka]

Kokigami Haiku 4

Kokigami Haiku 4

The icy heart melts
As whimpers fill the dark night
'Til morn, the cock grows.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Designers Liability

Now you tell me. I really, really checked everywhere for warning labels. There were none.

I am sitting here on the ruins of my existence and have 16 parts and can't get them together again.

HELP!

Sweetbroken

This is important. Are the parts twitching or motionless?

 

[Sweetwood]

Ruins of Existence

The crowing cock
surveys his kingdom
from piles of rubble
that was him

Sweetagony

 

[Sweetwife]

CPR

It's twitching

I am administering mouth to mouth as we speak

Dr. Sweetwife

 

[WickedEve]

kokigami gone awry
sweetwood folded like a guy
now sweetwife is left to cry
since kokigami went awry

 

[Sweetwife]

dilemma

Do I suck or blow?

Dr. Sweetwife

 

[Sweetwood]

Class Action Lawsuit

Sweetwood vs. Wicked Eve Inc.
leaves sixteen parts
still blown in the wind

Sweetbarrister