kitty jumped on my newly pierced ear while I was sleeping

[pink]

Yes, it's a true story.



Damn cat.


Do we have any cat people here? Yes, yes, know Kyle and his ferrets.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, it's a true story.



Damn cat.


Do we have any cat people here? Yes, yes, know Kyle and his ferrets.

I know about cats. Mine sleeps on my right shoulder with her paw under my chin. I'm constantly shooing her away. And Puddy has 27 toes, so it's like an extra big one. Maybe she's warding off vampires or sumthin.

 

[pink]

I know about cats. Mine sleeps on my right shoulder with her paw under my chin. I'm constantly shooing her away. And Puddy has 27 toes, so it's like an extra big one. Maybe she's warding off vampires or sumthin.

My biggest cat jumped on my head last night, his foot landed right on my piercing. I could have cried.


Unfortunately, for me, jumping and running all over mommy is their favorite middle of the night game.

 

[Aquagal]

It's like my bed.

 

[CandiCame]

I have 4 cats. I fostered their mother, she was abandoned while pregnant, and was so malnourished and full of parasites that we had to give her shots and pills and whatnot- which doing to a cat is hell, but doing to a pregnant cat is ABANDON ALL HOPE.

She had 6 kittens, and we were able to adopt out two of them, but the remaining had so many health problems no one was willing to take them on. The mother eventually passed away from her wounds and a poor immune system, but the remaining 4 did really well with treatment and are fine now.

Except Nick has one eye.
And Houdinni is a BITCH. If I am on the computer DO NOT SIT ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. IN FACT, LET'S MAKE THAT A GENERAL RULE! NEVER SIT ON THE COMPUTER!!

 

[KyleW]

 

[islandman]

 

[Ellafun]

Ouch! WTH!

 

[KyleW]

 

[run_silent]

How does my cat know when she walks across my computer which key to step on that will screw up everything I was doing?

 

[islandman]

 

[KyleW]

 

[warrior queen]

If there's a possibility your cat(s) will go near your New catilage piercing, they should be banished until your piercing at least fully seals over.
Cartilage piercings can develop Chondritis. And trust me when I say.... you do NOT want that!
Chondritis is a bacterial infection of the cartilage. Extremely difficult to treat.

 

[CandiCame]

How does my cat know when she walks across my computer which key to step on that will screw up everything I was doing?

I think Houdinni sees me typing and then he's like, "I shall do that, because obviously whatever it is I can do it better then some dumbass human." Because he will sit there and hit the keys with his hands sometimes for no good reason.

He's hit the power button before too.

Just... for no reason. He's one of those cats who will just do douchebag shit for douchebagger's sake. Pushes full glasses over and shit. Literally jumps off the bar onto Spark's back just to scare the shit out of him.

He brings me moles and lizards and shit though, so I guess he's cool.

I could go without him randomly trying to slice my tendons. But... yeah, I just really wish he would stop with that.

 

[islandman]

 

[CandiCame]

OMG the adorable!!

 

[KyleW]

 

[islandman]

That's a rat.

I win.

 

[evesdream]

It's a tie between post 15 and 12. So adorable. I didn't know they could be such cute creatures even though they're handicapped by not being cats.

 

[KyleW]

 

[pink]

OMG look at that face.

 

[pink]

Those claws scare me.

 

[blackleggings]

They look so evil.

 

[CandiCame]

They look so evil.

They'll rob you blind, too. It's shiny they'll take it.

 

[Bidin~Time]

My daughter has a cat named ferret. It doesn't get better than a cat who is as busy as a ferret.