Kitty is a jerk

[Spaceboy]

Remember when you told me that if I thought about it really hard I could have erotic dreams about a Lit member? Well want to know what I ended up dreaming about that night? Rabid goats. Yes, that's right, I dreamt about rabid goats chasing me around all night.

So yeah...no more trying to dream good dreams about anyone from here thank you very much

 

[Purrde Flower]

it's not her fault you have unresolved issues with farm animals.

 

[Killswitch]

Did the goats look or appear to be nervous?

 

[glamorilla]

try to dream about goats next time.

 

[k¡tty]

Remember when you told me that if I thought about it really hard I could have erotic dreams about a Lit member? Well want to know what I ended up dreaming about that night? Rabid goats. Yes, that's right, I dreamt about rabid goats chasing me around all night.

So yeah...no more trying to dream good dreams about anyone from here thank you very much

LOL



They were just horny.






*groans*

 

[Spaceboy]

No issues with farm animals here. Hmmm...if I think about goats though, I'll just feel all naughty...well maybe a lot less naughty and a lot more icky.

 

[loveyamon]

Did the goats look or appear to be nervous?

LMAO

glamorilla try to dream about goats next time.

LMAO

 

[Killswitch]

And I thought the dream I had about Kissing Ruby on a table of fresh peanuts in the grocery store was wierd.

 

[RobDownSouth]

hmmmm....were these male goats or female goats?

 

[Spaceboy]

Nah, that's nothing. When you have a dream that tops drop-kicking a rabid goat in the head to stop him from eating you, let me know.

 

[Spaceboy]

Y'know...

I never stopped to check. I'll have to do that if I ever have that god-awful dream again.

 

[k¡tty]

Next time don't eat a salad before you go to bed.


It also helps if you look at the persons picture and/or read something that they've written just before you crawl into bed. The last thought you have before drifting off is of them.

 

[Guest]

kitty is a jerk

no she isn't a jerk she is a nice gal as far as I am concerned

 

[Spaceboy]

So...wanna give me a call then?

 

[Spaceboy]

By the way, I was joking about the jerk thing. I'd never call Kitty a jerk for real. She is much too wonderful a woman for that.

 

[Guest]

By the way, I was joking about the jerk thing. I'd never call Kitty a jerk for real. She is much too wonderful a woman for that.

ok

 

[k¡tty]

Aww thanks Dreamguy.


But I knew Spaceboy was just teasing before I even opened the thread. He actually lurves me.








moi? call you spaceboy?

 

[Killswitch]

Re: kitty is a jerk

no she isn't a jerk she is a nice gal as far as I am concerned

You're single right?

 

[Guest]

yes

so what?

 

[Spaceboy]

Well yeah kitty. I mean, I do lurve you right?

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe while you are sitting around in the pits, you can read a dictionary.


Sarcasm

A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.


Pass over the words that some of the intellectual snobs use here like " Jingoistic", and just stick to the common stuff.

 

[k¡tty]

yes

so what?

Well sugar, I think he's all concerned about me. Y'know how pets can be.. they worry n stuff.



He *believes* I need a sugah daddy because he *thinks* that I mooch off of the goverment and my parents for my finances oh and the implication the other day (was it the other day KS hon?) that I'm a prostitute.


It's killing him that I refuse to tell how I make my living, he foolishly believes that by trying to insult me that I'll give up the info. heh.. isn't that precious?

 

[k¡tty]

Maybe while you are sitting around in the pits, you can read a dictionary.


Sarcasm

A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.


Pass over the words that some of the intellectual snobs use here like " Jingoistic", and just stick to the common stuff.

I see that *someone* has finally discovered the dictionary.

 

[k¡tty]

Well yeah kitty. I mean, I do lurve you right?

I think it's a sin not to lurve ones mentor.

 

[Spaceboy]

<Sits down, grabs pen and paper> Is teaching in session, cuz I could use some learning.