Kiss My Ass

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Maybe its me.

I saw the crisis a mile away.

Get this: Ma works for the mafia but wants out. So she and dad hire better security than Obama has, and tell the godfather to fuck himself. Then they allow Junior to run around without adult supervision. The godfather grabs Junior and all are stunned.

C'mon! I don't play for Team Pilot, show some respect.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Same shit happened in a different book by the same author. Ma and Pa and Sis are warned that the mafia plan to kidnap Sis, so Pa fills the convention center with cops and security people and the detective and his pit bull pal. The mafia walks out with Sis and no one's the wiser. The detective is like holding her hand when she goes. The kid is made of old farts not sugar and spice.