Kirk or Piccard? A lite thread.

[bored1]

Who would you like to serve with? I like them both, but Kirks Enterprise is old and obsolete, and Piccards Enterprise is new and state of the art.Think Ill go with Piccard.

 

[Elizabeth]

Jean Luc. Mmmmmmm..that voice. I couldn't resist.

 

[April]

Picard. He had more of an underlying sense of purpose than Kirk.

 

[Tyrael]

Picard's Enterprise for two reasons :

Trying to sleep with Troi.

Creating all kinds of sexually deviant games in the Holodeck.

 

[Andreina]

Jean-Luc...

... so i could check out Data's real physical values and get my hands on Troi.

Halo

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I'll take a Piccard, please!

 

[sabbathstorm]

I'm not much of a Trekkie but I'd go with Kirk, for the corniness alone. He was such a space slut

 

[April]

Ohhh. I forgot about the Holodeck.

Damn!! Now my perverted imagination is starting to work! Mmmm, such wicked pleasures that can be enjoyed there. Guilt free.

 

[bored1]

Picard's Enterprise for two reasons :

Trying to sleep with Troi.

Creating all kinds of sexually deviant games in the Holodeck.

LOL------------------------------------------------------------------------I forgot all about the Holodeck! What fun that would be!One big Virtual Sex Machine!Think Id wanna sleep with Dr. Crusher.But shes sleeping with the Piccard.

 

[Elizabeth]

LOL------------------------------------------------------------------------I forgot all about the Holodeck! What fun that would be!One big Virtual Sex Machine!Think Id wanna sleep with Dr. Crusher.But shes sleeping with the Piccard.

Ohhh...Will Riker. In his beard stage. I'd do Worf too. Something about that Klingon rough sex.

 

[navarre]

Definately Picard.
Better character development.
And Troi too.

 

[LordMagicMan]

defently 7 of 9....... ooooooooo my

 

[Guest]

 

[LordMagicMan]

Ohhh...Will Riker. In his beard stage. I'd do Worf too. Something about that Klingon rough sex.

 

[pabloback]

kirks uhura .........i love chocolate
picards deanna troi .......mm she can read my filthy thoughts
siscos dax ...****** slut or kira .latent lust
janeways 7 of 9 .........marks out of one .......i would give her one for sure

 

[p_p_man]

Definitely Picard.

But the one I'd most like to romp on the holodeck with is Q. He rocks

Is this the end of the Universe as we know it?

I agree with you on both counts.

Except for romping with Q. But he definitely rocks.

But so do the Borg.

 

[bored1]

Is this the end of the Universe as we know it?

I agree with you on both counts.

Except for romping with Q. But he definitely rocks.

But so do the Borg.

If 1 Borg has sex do they all feel it?

 

[p_p_man]

If 1 Borg has sex do they all feel it?

I suppose they'd call it a multiple orgasm.

 

[Tyrael]

They don't feel it...the rest of the Borg know it's happening.

Goes like this :

Borg 1: What are 4 of 8 and 5 of 10 doing?

Borg 2 : We're not quite sure, but we do know that 4 of 8's prosthetic was not designed to be used like that!

Borg 3 :

Borg 2 : $ of 8's going to get the device all sticky and then who do you think is gonna get stuck fixing it?

Borg 1 : How deep is 4 of 8 going to push it in? We're half expecting the thing to start peeking out 5 of 10's mouth any minute now!

Borg 4 : This lameness will not be tolerated anymore. Transmission ends now. Someone get rid of this broom headed pervert.

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[Desdemona]

I'll sign up for Picard's Enterprise any day.

 

[Ice Cold]

gotto go with Kirk man, he was a babe magnet... could lead you to all the green skinned women in bikinis you could want.

 

[EvilBrat74]

Who would you like to serve with? I like them both, but Kirks Enterprise is old and obsolete, and Piccards Enterprise is new and state of the art.Think Ill go with Piccard.

I'd serve under kirks command.
He's got style and he go's on cooler journeys.
He's got class and needless to mention the charm he has on all female creatures.

 

[chumley]

Deanna Troi, Dax, Tasha Yar, and Beverly Crusher. Now there's an orgy for the ages. I'm sending my application in to the academy.

As for whom to serve under, how many times did Picard let the Enterprise fall into the hands of the someone else? I wouldn't want to be a 'red shirt' under either of those two.

Chumley

 

[scylis]

gotta go with Kirk, no contest. too much frilly comfort on the E and D Enterprises. the first two Enterprises made you feel like you were working for a living, not taking a big ol' pleasure cruise!and screw the holodeck! me and Jimmy boy'll just go out and wrassle us some real, live, freaky aliens and beasts and get our shirts all ripped up!

 

[christianne]

picard

every once in a while with those tight pants you could see some dick showing on Picard and it was pretty far down his thigh. Check out the episode where he's on vacation on Raisa if you dont believe me. you never saw dick with Kirk. Picard rules!