Kinky or confused?

[JackLuis]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tortoise-mounting-shoe-screencap.jpg

Video here

 

[lovecraft68]

Well if I'm not mistaken, those shoes are called crocs, so at least he's within the same species.

He also could have just left the bar and have beer goggles on.

 

[TxRad]

Crocs, the blowup dolls of the turtle world.