voluptuary_manque
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The New York Post reports that since 50 Shades hit the bookstands, rope sales have skyrocketed across New York. Can it last?
Kinky is the new Vanilla?
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lovecraft68
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Sigh. Welcome to poserville.
But hey anything that drives the economy.
I will tell you this. If I were single now, I would be in my glory!
What's that honey? You read 50 Shades? yeah? You know what you;re doing? You want to play?
Then just come on in baby, I have something special for you.
But hey anything that drives the economy.
I will tell you this. If I were single now, I would be in my glory!
What's that honey? You read 50 Shades? yeah? You know what you;re doing? You want to play?
Then just come on in baby, I have something special for you.
voluptuary_manque
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I read in a very respected book on BDSM that only about one person in three really gets off on the action. I know I don't. HM certainly doesn't. But, hey, if of all those bound up middle-Americans, a third find that it's fun, we're talking a hundred million people. All of a sudden, "sex is only for having babies" curls up and blows away. Now if someone will just write some cheesy 50 Shades of Omnigamy we could have a lot happier country.
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Huh?! A story about your omnivorous grammy trying on 50 pair of sunglasses? Who the hell is going to read that.
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I think I'm having a hard time believing this country is that vanilla. Granted I travel in different circle's than some, but still this is the modern era
Many women are watching as much porn as men. They even have their own porn sites. Adam and Eve have made it "safe" to order all the fun little toys on line.
How the hell is this book getting these people so excited?
That's okay, the anti-shades is coming. Or at least an attempt at it.
Many women are watching as much porn as men. They even have their own porn sites. Adam and Eve have made it "safe" to order all the fun little toys on line.
How the hell is this book getting these people so excited?
That's okay, the anti-shades is coming. Or at least an attempt at it.
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People are buying the rope to hang themselves, not for the kink. Trust me. I read the book.
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Summer is coming. Lots of people are going to string up their hammocks, tire swings, make ladders for the treehouse, and secure their stuff on top of the car to go touristing.
That's what I think.
But-- if thousands of people are suddenly hot to try bondage, I'm glad that they are using rope-- instead of silk scarves which are impossible to untie, or hubby's ties, which simply get ruined after a strain like that.
That's what I think.
But-- if thousands of people are suddenly hot to try bondage, I'm glad that they are using rope-- instead of silk scarves which are impossible to untie, or hubby's ties, which simply get ruined after a strain like that.
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Summer is coming. Lots of people are going to string up their hammocks, tire swings, make ladders for the treehouse, and secure their stuff on top of the car to go touristing.
That's what I think.
But-- if thousands of people are suddenly hot to try bondage, I'm glad that they are using rope-- instead of silk scarves which are impossible to untie, or hubby's ties, which simply get ruined after a strain like that.
For beginners they have those "Japanese" ropes they sell in the amazing superstores that knot and unknot really easily. They're also coated and feel pretty silky, but look like rope.
Except of course for all the bright colors.
never a rope guy myself. Either to be tied or doing the tying. I'm more a fan of cuffs. I also have a fun pair of manacles I picked up at an estate sale.
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Summer is coming. Lots of people are going to string up their hammocks, tire swings, make ladders for the treehouse, and secure their stuff on top of the car to go touristing.
That's what I think.
But-- if thousands of people are suddenly hot to try bondage, I'm glad that they are using rope-- instead of silk scarves which are impossible to untie, or hubby's ties, which simply get ruined after a strain like that.
Hmmm...
My dad is a bit of a tie hoarder. He has every tie he ever bought, including about a dozen very cheesy (very ugly) christmas ties. I think that every man (if they buy ties like my dad) has a tie or two with reindeer on it that they could afford to give up to the cause.
LC, if this gave you a plot bunny, please keep it to yourself! At least till Christmas!
lovecraft68
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The only plot bunny anything 50 shades related has given me is That sissy Gray being forced to watch a real dom show him how its done on his little lady love.
Either that or just a fun story where I would meet him and knock him out (he cocks his head 50 times a chapter from what I've read so I could cock it the other way.
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Summer is coming. Lots of people are going to string up their hammocks, tire swings, make ladders for the treehouse, and secure their stuff on top of the car to go touristing.
That's what I think.
But-- if thousands of people are suddenly hot to try bondage, I'm glad that they are using rope-- instead of silk scarves which are impossible to untie, or hubby's ties, which simply get ruined after a strain like that.
I recently went searching for a similar tie to the one on the book cover online and couldn't find much available. What was available was outrageously priced.
Not that I have read the book or wanted the tie for that purpose. I just bought a new charcoal grey suit and wanted a silver one to go with it and a burgundy colored shirt.
lovecraft68
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I recently went searching for a similar tie to the one on the book cover online and couldn't find much available. What was available was outrageously priced.
Not that I have read the book or wanted the tie for that purpose. I just bought a new charcoal grey suit and wanted a silver one to go with it and a burgundy colored shirt.
Now how's that for irony? I have not one but two silver ties that I have never worn and probably never will.
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I love me some rope. http://twoknottyboys.com
But it's pretty funny to try to teach someone how to use it, when you want her to use it on you! You wind up sort of waving your forefinger around and maybe pointing your forehead in what you hope are meaningful directions going, "No darling, bring both ends through the loop-- no, the other loop-- If you can't pull it tighter then that, I'm going to slip right out of it... "
Good thing she's cute
But it's pretty funny to try to teach someone how to use it, when you want her to use it on you! You wind up sort of waving your forefinger around and maybe pointing your forehead in what you hope are meaningful directions going, "No darling, bring both ends through the loop-- no, the other loop-- If you can't pull it tighter then that, I'm going to slip right out of it... "
Good thing she's cute
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You now know someone who would like one for a xmas present-- and i wouldn't mind having the other one
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I have one with a naked blond painted on the inside . . .
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Those old, wide, cheesy ties are the freakin BEST! They look great with a white silk blouse, braces and a pair of pleated slacks. Don't you dare ruin those. WEAR them!
I have one with a naked blond painted on the inside . . .
And a BUNCH of extra bonus points if they have lights or glitter on them!!!!
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You now know someone who would like one for a xmas present-- and i wouldn't mind having the other one
I have a bunch of tacky superhero ties my daughter seemed to think I would wear from a few years ago, want those?
Nothing says sexy like being tied up with Spiderman
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Actually, let me take that back.
The coolest ties I have ever seen belonged to my World Literature teacher.
He wore a tie covered with pigs the day we had our 'Lord of the Flies' quiz.
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wow, generous!
You wouldn't have one with pigs on it, would you? C2BK gave me the idea...
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I just donated one with horses' heads on it to Goodwill. Not being anything even vaguely resembling an equestrian, there didn't seem to be any point. You know what bothers me? You can't find a decent tie with bears on it for love nor money! Prissy damned designers, anyway . . .
