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So how come when I pm'd you, you thought that talking about your beer bottle collection was gonna turn me on? Kinky? When I got impatient you said you'd go out on a limb and get really weird......then we talked about your sock fetish. ohhh baby ohhh baby you really made me wet.

Of course it was from the tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks but what the hell I got wet.
 
So how come when I pm'd you, you thought that talking about your beer bottle collection was gonna turn me on? Kinky? When I got impatient you said you'd go out on a limb and get really weird......then we talked about your sock fetish. ohhh baby ohhh baby you really made me wet.

Of course it was from the tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks but what the hell I got wet.

Haha wow please tell me this is a joke! There's no way he was that dumb lol
 
Haha wow please tell me this is a joke! There's no way he was that dumb lol

We were on the phone and he got so lost in his sock fetish that he couldn't make audible sounds. Just grunts and moans and stuff. I asked him if he wanted a pair of mine and he actually said NO. Said his fetish was for his own socks. I have pretty toes and keep them painted but does he want to jerk off on my socks? Noooooooo he preferred his one smelly socks to my perfumed toenail stained cute socks. I have never been so disappointed in my entire life. Ever tried to get aroused by someone grunting at you on the phone while talking about their socks? Don't waste your time.
 
We were on the phone and he got so lost in his sock fetish that he couldn't make audible sounds. Just grunts and moans and stuff. I asked him if he wanted a pair of mine and he actually said NO. Said his fetish was for his own socks. I have pretty toes and keep them painted but does he want to jerk off on my socks? Noooooooo he preferred his one smelly socks to my perfumed toenail stained cute socks. I have never been so disappointed in my entire life. Ever tried to get aroused by someone grunting at you on the phone while talking about their socks? Don't waste your time.
That is so sad.
 
That is so sad.

Think that's sad? I tried a couple of times to get his attention on ME instead of those smelly cum stained socks and what was his response? He asked me to not talk until he was finished. He really has a thing for those socks. :rolleyes:
 
Lol you're a trip. I still can't wrap my head around this haha. There's no way he would be dumb enough to ignore a beautiful woman like you
 
Well I have a motorcycle, and judging by your profile I think you will be interested ;)

ok Let's start over. See when I said tell me more.......I was looking for you to embellish on your praise of me. Yeah we can get around to talking about what you like and all that boring stuff later but for now we (you) need to focus on me and what moves my needle.

Soooo where were we?
 
ok Let's start over. See when I said tell me more.......I was looking for you to embellish on your praise of me. Yeah we can get around to talking about what you like and all that boring stuff later but for now we (you) need to focus on me and what moves my needle.

Soooo where were we?

Well excuse me! Haha I'll send you a PM shortly and elaborate
 
It looks as if the offer has been retracted :rolleyes:

Perhaps to be seen again in a new ad entitled "Hot for Socks".

King is a sweetheart actually and now I've let the cat out of the bag I guess. He's gonna be mad at me for sure now. Oh well that's what he gets for not spanking me when I was practically pleading for it.


Edit for anyone coming to the party late. All of this about the OP's kinks was simply me poking at him.
 
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