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BlondGirl

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I have a wonderful and creative lover, who, unfortunately lives much too far away to drive up with my work schedule. I would like to wear something kinky but acceptable enough to not get stared at or overtly noticed in an airport.

My first thoughts have centered around wearing a school-girlish plaid kilt with the typical white shirt and my hair in braids--you know the look. I am sure I can do that one (and any comments can be very effectively dealt with my very very well practiced icy-stare).

I would like some more, if y'all have any to offer.

Practical suggestions only please--i do have a real life and a real life bank account (it is not overflowing). I am not willing to do the overcoat with nothing on underneath scenario--the total airport/flight time is long and BO is not my idea of sexy. And, of course, don't forget the metal checks (my pussy rings go through okay-THANK GOODNESS!!!!)

(If, for any reason this is read a long time after posting and you have a suggestion still, please hit that e-mail button and send it to me. Thanks!)
 
Damnit!!!! I can never edit my posts--it just reverts to the loging page over and over and over. Ggggrrr... Can someone help me--that misspelling of the word WEAR in the title is going to drive me nuts!!!!

AND, while I am bitching...the location field in my profile is always blank--no matter what I put there--how do I fix this?
 
BlondGirl said:
Damnit!!!! I can never edit my posts--it just reverts to the loging page over and over and over. Ggggrrr... Can someone help me--that misspelling of the word WEAR in the title is going to drive me nuts!!!!

AND, while I am bitching...the location field in my profile is always blank--no matter what I put there--how do I fix this?

The title of a thread starting post can't be edited. (Laurel may be able to, but probably not. There are far too many typos for her to correct even if she could.)

To change your location, go to the story index page and follow the link in the top right corner for "login" and click on edit profile when you get to your member's profile.
 
Hey, BlondGirl, if you wore your pussy rings to meet me, I wouldn't care if you could spel er knot.

How about no panties? No one need know, except your lover, when you want him to. Anything else, it's pretty much visible to everyone. Just a matter of how far you're willing to go.
 
Weird Harold said:
BlondGirl said:
the location field in my profile is always blank--no matter what I put there--how do I fix this?

To change your location, go to the story index page and follow the link in the top right corner for "login" and click on edit profile when you get to your member's profile.

Okay...let me try this again... please re-read what I quoted from myself. NO MATTER WHAT I PUT IN THE LOCATION FIELD OF MY PROFILE IT IS ALWAYS BLANK!!!!!
Please tell me why this occurs and how to change it. I know how to alter my profile--I have done it more than once. It is the LOCATION FIELD that is fucked up.

Thank you.
(I am not stupid. Don't you think that if I could get a profile in the first place and then describe that there IS a location field and that I have tried more than once to change it that it ISN'T ME!!!!!!! "No matter what I put there" must mean I have put various things in that field...
AND--I CANNOT LOG IN--NO MATTER WHAT!!! I CANNOT EDIT MY POSTS. I am not referring to only the title--I am referring to all of it. No everyone here is stupid--I have waited and tried on several occassions before complaining--I have done the obvious...give me more help than to tell me to do what I have stated that I have already done, please. )
 
Then follow Weird Harolds advice...

The way he has said to do it takes you to the new scripts, not the old ones that everyone had trouble using.



EZ
 
BlondGirl said:
It is the LOCATION FIELD that is fucked up.

There are TWO member's profile pages. The one accessed through the BB will not update the location, the one access through the story index page does.

BlondGirl said:
AND--I CANNOT LOG IN--NO MATTER WHAT!!! I CANNOT EDIT MY POSTS.

Do You have cookies enabled?

Without cookies enabled, you cannot login through the story index page, it keeps sending you back to the login page.

That may be what is keeping you from editing your posts also. I've never had any problems editing a post, so I don't have any direc experience with your problem. You expressly complained about the thread title, which cannot be edited by anyone, which led me to misunderstand your complaint.

You can enable cookies for just this site by putting it in your "trusted sites" zone under the security tab in Tools/Internet options. (IE5)
 
Holy shit Never!!!!!

God, how am I going to explain being turned on by a cartoon???

Is there some way I can put her on my desktop...?


Blone...listen to Harold, I had the same problem...the man knows what he is talking about.
what is it with everybody taking advice given, as being called stupid? sheesh

[Edited by Adoratrice on 01-11-2001 at 09:33 PM]
 
Ahh, Leonard Kirk is a wonderful artist, no?

Right click on the picture, you'll have the option to 'Set as Wallpaper' or 'Save image as..'
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So, you're telling me I'm nothing more than a Nyquil induced hallucination?
 
duh...I knew that...I was temporarily dazed ;) oh shit I even spelled Blondes name wrong....oh well.









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?did you get your flowers my little mirage?
 
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Flowers? Nope, no flowers yet.
 
really...I sent you some @ lit.org....what is that saying about the road to hell being paved with good intentions?

oh yes thats it....
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.


Goognight sweety.
 
Originally posted by Weird Harold
Do You have cookies enabled?

Yes, I do have cookies enabled. When I click on edit-it tells me to login--no problem. When I login, it tells me to login. (Do you sense a vicious cycle here?)
I give up.
It is too frusterating. Y'all will simply have to just deduce the meanings behind my typos.
 
Ah ha! I found it--I could not figure out what the "story index page" was. I found nada telling me the word INDEX or any synonym for that--only the listing page for the story CATEGORIES and news titles and links to all over the site and the free vid of the day, etc.......
Is there a more descriptive title than "story index" ? That would be helpful.

ALSO--if this information and possibly a direct link were put in the FAQs, this would probably make the site more user friendly. Really, it is not like I have not tried on my own to find the information. What a headache!

Anyway--thank you to those of you who let me know that there was a completely separate profile section (why, I must wonder) that is independant from the boards. Now, I am puzzled by the contents of that... Hhhmmm... more things to fiddle with.
(Thank you also for being nice to me when my frusterations with the board were making me ready to scream.)
 
BlondGirl said:
Yes, I do have cookies enabled. When I click on edit-it tells me to login--no problem. When I login, it tells me to login. (Do you sense a vicious cycle here?)
I give up.
It is too frusterating. Y'all will simply have to just deduce the meanings behind my typos.

That's exactly how it acts when cookies are disabled on most pages I go to that require cookies. However, I don't get asked to log in when I click on the edit icon at the bottom of one of my posts. It just takes me to a form very much like the one for a new post or reply. It won't let me save the edit unless the name and password match the original poster, but I don't have to log in to get to the editing form.

I refer to that page as the "Story Index" because that's the label on the link at the bottom of each BB page. The link underneath it is to ~~literotica.com/stories/index.php Which pretty much means the same thing. I never bother to look at the title at the top of the page when I'm there -- I haven't a clue what the page title really is. <G>

One other thing you can check. Go to http://www.literotica.com/forum/index.php (the main page of the BB.)

At the very bottom of the page, there is either a link to "logout", or name and password fields next to a login button. Once you've logged in there, You should see a greeting with the currrent time and time you last logged on and your handle. It's probably going to be the same log in page you're seeing when you try to edit, but once you log in there, the cookie for this site is set and you shouldn't see it again when you try to edit.
 
No matter what....

I think no matter what you wear, kinky especially, but not necessarily...in an airport, you are going to get stared at. I think some of the worlds horniest guys are in airports. I traveled a couple times alone, I could have had sex about fifteen times, could have been married 3 times, and I was just wearing plain clothes! I say wear whatever you want and whatever you think YOUR guy would like, and don't worry what anyone else thinks.
 
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