Kinkiest uses for items in your desk drawer...

[sheath]

Open that drawer, folks.

See all those paper clips, that stapler, maybe that hole punch, the pens and pencils and post it notes and perhaps even glue?

Pick one item and describe the kinkiest thing you can imagine doing to another person with said item.

*****warning...all responses WILL be tested, haha*****

Kinkiest idea gets a prize. Don't ask me, because I don't know what it is yet, but it's likely to be pretty damn kinky!

Go.

S.

 

[brunhilda]

You had to know someone was going to ask. What's the prize?

 

[sheath]

You had to know someone was going to ask. What's the prize?

Dunno. Depends on how kinky the responses are.

S.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Open that drawer, folks.

See all those paper clips, that stapler, maybe that hole punch, the pens and pencils and post it notes and perhaps even glue?

Pick one item and describe the kinkiest thing you can imagine doing to another person with said item.

*****warning...all responses WILL be tested, haha*****

Kinkiest idea gets a prize. Don't ask me, because I don't know what it is yet, but it's likely to be pretty damn kinky!

Go.

S.

Where's Ginny? She wins!

 

[Guest]

how about

a dozen indy 500 tickets from thepast years!!!

 

[sheath]

Re: how about

a dozen indy 500 tickets from thepast years!!!

How about...

Kinky ideas?

S.

 

[J.B.]

Ok let’s see….
8 highlighters
3 sharpies
5 pens (2 blue, 2 black, 1 red)
scissors
calculator
post its
paper clips
stapler & staple remover
rolodex
tape
------------
trim pubes with scissors
tape nipples down
paper clip the clit
slide in highlighters until full
I don’t know I can’t think of anything this is just too freaky.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Well I have one of those el cheapo battery operated blenders on my desk that I use for masturbation. I have bent the shafts of the two beaters apart so that they allow my cock hard between them. Then each beater I wrapped with black tape so that my cock wouldn't get pulled in and tiwsted in the beater when it was going. Then I made several [for the lack of a better term} gloves for the beaters with different materials that go over the tape and rub my cock when turned on, my favorite is a velvet material or the satin material. other times I merely lobe a good load of hand cream directly on the black tape for that tight slick wet pussy feel.

any way that the best I can do for erotic toys from what is on/in my desk an Egg beater

 

[sheath]

Ok let’s see….
8 highlighters
3 sharpies
5 pens (2 blue, 2 black, 1 red)
scissors
calculator
post its
paper clips
stapler & staple remover
rolodex
tape
------------
trim pubes with scissors
tape nipples down
paper clip the clit
slide in highlighters until full
I don’t know I can’t think of anything this is just too freaky.

It's freaky, all right. That's the whole point.

What can you do with the stapler and the staple remover?

And you can keep count of things on that calculator...

S.

 

[sheath]

Well I have one of those el cheapo battery operated blenders on my desk that I use for masturbation. I have bent the shafts of the two beaters apart so that they allow my cock hard between them. Then each beater I wrapped with black tape so that my cock wouldn't get pulled in and tiwsted in the beater when it was going. Then I made several [for the lack of a better term} gloves for the beaters with different materials that go over the tape and rub my cock when turned on, my favorite is a velvet material or the satin material. other times I merely lobe a good load of hand cream directly on the black tape for that tight slick wet pussy feel.

any way that the best I can do for erotic toys from what is on/in my desk an Egg beater

Ummmm...I gotta ask...why a blender????????

But hey, it's pretty fucking kinky.

How about using more traditional things, the kind of items that everyone is bound to have?

S.

 

[J.B.]

Nooooo....

 

[sheath]

Nooooo....

Yessssssssss.....



S.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Ummmm...I gotta ask...why a blender????????

But hey, it's pretty fucking kinky.

How about using more traditional things, the kind of items that everyone is bound to have?

S.

because each beater spins in a different direction one one the bottom of my cock dhaft one on the top of my cock shaft, it can be like two fucks at one the in stroke and out stroke at the same time, or a two tongue blowjob with one tongue working up as the other works down.

I have nothing traditional at my porn viewing desk

 

[sheath]

because each beater spins in a different direction one one the bottom of my cock dhaft one on the top of my cock shaft, it can be like two fucks at one the in stroke and out stroke at the same time, or a two tongue blowjob with one tongue working up as the other works down.

I have nothing traditional at my porn viewing desk

Ahem...well...I don't know what to say to that! lol

S.

 

[J.B.]

oh Todd has the best imagination for this stuff

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I have a "Masters of Chant" CD on my desk. I'd pop it into the CD drive on my computer, get me and my girl laughing from the silly music, then bend her over my desk and fuck her in the ass.

 

[perks]

I knew a guy who used to fuck his ass with the boss' sharpies.


*laughing*

 

[J.B.]

OMG! LMAO!

 

[sheath]

I knew a guy who used to fuck his ass with the boss' sharpies.


*laughing*

I assume he and the boss did NOT get along?

And since you jumped on the thread, I have to ask you to answer the original question!

S.

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

kinkest uses...

make a cat 'o' nine tails from a chain of paper clips and whip all your work mates.....

 

[Valcorie]

I could rubber cement thumbtacks, rubber bands and index cards to my body while shoving pencils up my nose. However, I don't think anyone but those with a true office supply fetish would find me sexy.

 

[perks]

Dude, I have so much crap in my desk.

art supplies
camera and disks
my phone


Okay I'll paint fuckwords all over the nakes bodies of all the lit girls, take their pictures sexing each other all up and masturbate with the "wet" lube I have, and the maglite.

 

[J.B.]

 

[Valcorie]

Dude, I have so much crap in my desk.

art supplies
camera and disks
my phone


Okay I'll paint fuckwords all over the nakes bodies of all the lit girls, take their pictures sexing each other all up and masturbate with the "wet" lube I have, and the maglite.

You get my vote!

 

[perks]

You get my vote!

the pencils up your nose, was a nice touch. *honorable mention*