Kinkiest thing u have done?

fucked myself with a plug while my family was home.
was a real rush having the door unlocked.
blew my load everywhere.
woah
 
Had delicious sex in cemetery on a Greek island overlooking the Mediterranean....O-PA
 
had elevator fun feeling the soft fuzz while people were in it to while she was grinding against my fingers:devil:
 
i think

that the kinkiest thing I have ever done was get a guy friend of mine and my exwife to puck up both! I loved it she loved it and we had a lot of fun! He fucked her he fucked me, I licked her pussy with him in it, and we both sicked his cock. was pretty amazing for the three of us.
 
Wow, I never even noticed the Darkroom Lounge before now... weird.

Anyway, the kinkiest thing I had ever done was going to a girlfriend's house to break up with her and winding up sleeping with her and two of her friends. One of her friends was taller than me (she was 6' 2" and 210 lb.). I ended up having to stop part way through the four-way because I thought I was having heart palpitations. In any case, I came seven times that afternoon - which you couldn't pay me to do now - and I was happy that I was able to creampie three different asses that day.

I ended up going out with the girl for another month, sleeping with her and each of her two friends another time. She broke up with me after she found out that I had sex with just her two friends on the side at the same time. I continued having sex with the Amazon girl for another month or so, and her other friend and I fucked off and on for about 5 years.
 
My extremely chubby girlfriend and I were out camping, and she took her bottoms off and peed through my fingers. It excited me so much that I came just as soon as my penis touched her dripping puss.

I can still see it, her moist nest with dribbles of my semen all over it.
 
umm...

these are the ones that have been the kinkiest... so far.

- getting a blowjob from a girlfriend while I was driving on the freeway (the truckers enjoyed the view)

- fucking a girlfriend on the altar of the campus chapel late at night

- fucking a girlfriend in the basement of her parents house while they were upstairs

- trading blowjobs with a sexy she-male

- fucking a girl while giving her boyfriend a blowjob, then alternately eating her pussy and sucking his cock during the same session. WOW!!

- fucking a girlfriend in a hotel room while sharing the bed with another couple (they were asleep... I think)
 
Most of these are making their way into my stories. Very briefly...

- whacking off during a summer ride on my motorcycle thru several towns. Had to use the throttle lock and hope I didn't have to brake since I used my right hand.

- burying my naked gf in the desert while we could hear others nearby. she was digging sand out of all cracks for weeks.

- clothed in jeans in a park, daylight. we unzipped and struggled on our sides. people walked right by us while I was still plugged in. we finally broke after a boyscout troop walked around us.

- late night drive, convinced my 'shy' gf to toss all her clothes into the back seat and turn on the inside light. we let truckers catch us and have a look.

- in a hot tub with 2 other couples. didn't like the squeaky effect of the chlorine!

- while teaching my gf to drive a bike, I told her NOT to be distracted and crash by anything, even if her clothes flew off. then I lifted her shirt to her chin while we rode and exposed her bare tits to the world. she passed!
 
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kinkiest thing ever done

husband once made me dress really sexy so I did my hair and make-up then he told me to wear garters and high heels, crotchless nylons, a g-string, a short tight dress that showed alot of clevage and then he got me a bit drunk then we went out to a dance club. he then told me to get attention by walking around the club and dancing on the dance floor by myself getting guys to come to me a few guys tried to pick up on me but none seemed right than I met a young guy stranger that seemed ok he was young slender cute and very inocent looking so my man told me to flirt with him and to roleplay that my man and me were just good friends so I danced with the young guy seductively grinding with him on the dance floor as he tried to rub on my ass n thighs I felt weird as my man watched us and smiled then I invited him back to our booth that was in a dark corner of the club I told him to have a drink with us so I sat inbetween them. I then took turns sitting on both of their laps getting them turned on I noticed other people staring at me thinking how much of a slut I must be and my man would tell me to flash him my tities and shaved pussy so I did. the guy was shocked but smiled big it started to turn me on a bit seeing my man get turned on. I also fondeled both of their cocks under the table when they dared me to I just unzipped their pants as i sat between them and pulled out their cocks and started to stroke them really quick teasing them. my man would call me a naughty little tease so I told him no sweetie Im just a bit drunk and your both are so cute. My man then said lets go somewhere private I got nervous but said sure. I had a few more drinks first.I told them maybe I can give you guys lap dances. so we went to the strangers place. On the way there my man told me to sit upfront on the young guys lap it felt unusual as the guys hands were around my waist and thigh I could feel his hard cock on my ass. we then got there I took some vodka shots to get more drunk I sat on a couch as they sat on the floor next to my legs rubbing them as my man asked the guy if he wanted to try a 3way with our submissive rules like he couldnt touch unless told to.he agreed. Both guys kept saying how pretty n sexy I was. When my hubby went to the bathroom the guy asked me if I was interested in seeing him alone another time I replied maybe sweetie! but Im not looking for anything serious! and then he put some music on so I knew it was time for me to do something so I slowing took off my jacket saying boy Im getting hot. and I started to tease them both as I walked around the room very sexy like. Then the guy asked if I wanted to dance I looked at my man and he said why dont you just dance as we watch so I danced for them touching myself and showing flashes of my ass n pussy grabbing on my breast not knowing what to do next all of a sudden my man then grabbed me sat me down between them then pulled up my dress and opened up my leggs spreading them wide up in the air then moved over my black g-string and showed my shaven pussy to him asking him what he thought the guy said very nice pussy! as I closed my eyes my man fingerd me as I moaned quietly feeling an over whelming sensation of their hands and as I leaned back on the guys lap i touched his crotch and felt his hard cock getting bigger. Then my man pulled out my tities as both guys sqweezed my breasts . Then my hubby told the guy to suck on them as each guy nibbled on a breast I was tring to just let go and enjoy it as they kept fondeling me it was an overwhelming feeling as I closed my eyes leaning back then he told the guy to get between my legs to eat my shaven pussy so as the guy right away got between my legs and started to nibble on my clit and stuck his tonge in my pussy hole as he ate me.my hubby was watching him upclose and was telling him how I liked it. It turned him on to watch and I was getting really wet then my man stuck his cock in my mouth watching me getting my pussy eaten as I had one hand on the guys head tring to control his motions and the young guy spread my leggs open wide and kept nibbling on my clit as hes face got drenched with my pussy juice my man then told me I was a bad little slut as he smiled then I got on my knees on the floor and sucked their cocks as they sat next to each other on the couch talking about how sexy I looked taking turns sucking two cocks then my man got up pulled up my tight dress and fucked me from behind as the young guy enjoyed me suckin his cock as he came and both of them fondeled my breast and my man slammed me hard from behind grabing on to my thighs and kept asking me who was his dirty little bitch? so I turned around telling him I am! as I enjoyed it . It really turned him on and the young guy kept telling me oh yes ! suck my cock hard your such a kinky wife then my man told me to get on my knees as they stood up in front of me and tried to shove both cocks in my mouth while my man talked really dirty to me calling me his dirty little whore! and both came on my tities then we moved to the couch as they fondeled my tities and ass and both guys were kissing my body on from the back around my shoulders and neck and the other in front wich was the young guy he was sucking on my nipples and playing with my pussy lips and I had both of their cocks in my hands stroking the rest of their cum out as they moaned I felt so naughty and powerfull.The guy got on his knees and ate my pussy as I stood up as he also banged me with two fingers I was going crazy and wanted to get fucked some more really hard and deep. Then my man then told me and the guy to get in sixtynine position on the floor so me and the guy did and it was wild cause the guy started licking my ass and really got into it I started to squirm and I looked at my man and he was stroking himself so I asked him if he liked the way I sucked the guys cock? and he said fuck yeah! sweetie then my man got behined me and fingered my asshole it got me even more moist so I told him to stick his cock in and he did as the guy nibbled on my clit I went wild and came hard. Then my man whispered in my ear. Are you enjoying it so I replied fuck yes! and asked him if he really wanted to see me be his really dirty girl slut some more so I could be even kinkier with them both since I was turned on at this point and would try anything naughty for him
 
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This one took a little maneuvering, but fucked my wife in the ass with my fist still in her pussy (yes, my hands are fairly small for a 5'10" guy). Was mind blowing to feel her clenching all over internally as she orgasmed two or three times over the course of about 2 minutes...

Very nice!
 
Not sure which is the most kinky as it's all kinda subjective but here are some of the things I've done, that I know someone somewhere would disapprove of - therefore kinky no?

When the opportunity arose I took photos of most of these things - just so I don't forget what fun I had in my youth when I'm old and infirm...

Pee'd on a g/f some of which went in her mouth and she swallowed
Pee'd on myself including my face/mouth
Used a dildo in my ass whilst same g/f gave me a blow job; she said I nearly blew the back of her head off when I came
Had 4 fingers in a girl's ass whilst she was being fucked by her b/f
Tasted the same guy's cock after he'd cum in her
Fisted the same girl
Cum in my own face
Worn my wife's panties
Gone down on my wife after cumming in her
Sucked off a guy - but the thought of STDs stopped me from letting him cum in my mouth
Let the same guy suck me till I came in his mouth
Went to a Turkish bath-house and let an old guy massage me in a private area, let him fondle me and had him wank over me

You'd think I was gay or at least bi but I have no interest in men apart from the fact they have a cock and I can't suck my own... (I just have a very high sex drive and a very high kink threshold - well that's my excuse anyway)
 
Having sex with my wife in the indoor hot tub of the lobby of a hotel while the employees were cleaning up the room that was used for events and parties. It had glass walls and doors. We finished just as the janitor came and told us the hot tub was closed 15 minutes ago. Led to some great fun back in the room!
 
lol thats got to be the most famous comic bit ever, gross as hell but cant believe someone hasnt heard about it lol
 
Titty bar - In one of the darker side rooms after many lap dances, nipple sucking and dick rubbing, she got a little friendlier declaring it was her night to have fun. I was burried in a barrel chair with my legs extened resting in the opposite chair with her straddeling me. Im fully dressed like everyone else and she like the other girls are down to gstrings only, but for her, she left on her tiny miniskirt as well.

Next thing I knew she had me unzipped and was sucking away. Then she turned her back to me, reachered under the mini, slid the string out of the way and in I went. We fucked with 4? other pairs in the room and one waitress taking drink orders. Her tip was big!
 
pantyhose

my wife had me try on her pantyhose then lay down on the bed and close my eyes ,then she said you're gonna like this but then she tied my hands and feet to the bed with her other pantyhose and covered my eyes with her panties then she ripped a hole in the pantyhose just big enough to have my 10in. cock sticking out , then a felt my wife licking and sucking on my cock,then my wife said nice blow job what do you think and took her panties off my head and i looked down and there was jane my neighbor who was 18 years old,licking and sucking on my cock,jane said your wife was right you are 10in.,we had an agreement ,your wife said i could fuck you because over the last 2 months she has been coming over and helping me with my strap-on,then jane climbed on and said time to ride you and she fucked me,my wife fucked me and then jane and my wife got into a 69 right next to me and i couldn't do a thing because i was still tied down,then they got me hard again and we did it over and over, i thought my cock was gotta fall off,to this day we are all very good friends and when ever my wife tells me to put on the pantyhose ,because her and jane both like it i never say no,i just smile. leglicker
 
hottest answer ever

After several drinks me and my bff, went to a club known for the clientele to be guys that like guys. There were several other girls in the club, we kind of let loose and began to let our skirts slide farther up as we danced. Seemed like no one was really paying much attention till we slipped our panties off and began to kind of touch each other.

Thats when the bouncer and the manager came up and asked us to get put panties on, instead of asking us to leave, they let us continue to dance. We kelp drinking and dancing till way past the point of return. Guys were all around us, dancing with us, buying drinks, kissing, and just having a great time. Nobody hitting on us, It was great.

I don't really remember when I noticed but I just remember a subtle change, a couple of the guys didn't seem gay but more straight and very hot. When closing time approached these two guys asked if we wanted to go to an after hours club, to continue the party. Of course I was in the mood and so was bff.

This club was a very nice exclusive upscale club, we had a private area with couple of couches , of course the conversation had a sexual energy that you could litterally feel. I was wet i knew my bff was wet and it was just a matter of time till we began to either fuck each other or one of the guys .Just a few minutes later one of the guys ask if we would have had sex on the dance floor of that club if not had been stopped. I looked at bff and she looked at me, we both smiled, slid to the coffee table between the couches and began to enjoy each other. The guys watched, as we pleased each other, it was so fucking hot, it didn't take long for either of us to cum.

"Lets go get crazy" is what one of the guys said, the other one said "HELL YES" I looked at them like they were crazy they could have already fucked me and bff but hadn't . We left the club climbed into his car and off we went to where me and bff had no idea. We drove up to this very very beautiful mansion, knocked on the door was let in and led upstairs, we were in a sex club. Me and bff were led to a changing room by a hostess, given a lil komono towel to change into, it was silk and so sexy feeling everything very accessable to any guy that wanted to do what he wanted to do.

The hostess just said have fun you must use condoms and let us know they were readily available and directed us toward a door. The door opened into a large room, reminded me of a bar, that you could have sex at. The guys were waiting on us, also dressed in small lil towels. Finally the one I really wanted to fuck took me by the hand led me to a small area and fucked my horny lil pussy, it felt soooooo fucking good. I could hear people talking and also hear people fucking, made it seem hotter than usual.

Watching hot guys fuck hot girls makes you very very very horny, we both fucked both of the guys that brought us several times .

befitting of the woman
 
Not the kinkiest but not too bad..............
I'm a stay at home mom so I get to work on the tan and work out at the gym all I want. Today one of my son's friends came over looking for him but he wasn't home. The boy has a crush on me so I made him happy by not putting on a t-shirt over my bikini top. I told him he could wait around for a bit so he did. I made it point to walk around as much as I could and bend over from time to time so he could see my cleavage.

He's 18 so it's ok. If there would have been 3 of them I don't know if I could have resisted.
 
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