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I blew a monkey once.
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My name is Jason Burns and I have been coming to the same Tilted Kilt restaurant since they opened four years ago. I liked it because it was across the street from campus and I could sit in a corner and study....while of course stealing glances at the stunning girls working there. Some of the girls I even noticed on campus as well.
My favorite girl was Shauna, and I always tried to sit in her section whenever I possibly could. After a few months Shauna stopped taking my orders, instead she knew what I liked and brought things to me without asking. Over the years we got to know each other far more than a typical customer waitress combo.
For example, she knew I was a 22 year old virgin. And I knew that her boyfriend kept pressuring her into not using condoms and to let him try anal. Both of which she insisted she refused.
I was happy to learn about a year ago that she and her boyfriend broke up as she had literally caught him cheating on her. He had found another bitch to let him raw dog, which pissed Shauna off because she had to get herself tested to make sure the fuck had given her something.
Then about a year or so after she became a single woman and I remained a shy nerd, something crazy happened. As I was paying for my tab and packing up my stuff Shauna took a seat next to me and asked, "Hey can i ask you something?"
I glanced over and nodded, "Sure so long as it isn't about Physics."
She smiled and said, "Are you still a virgin?"
I turned toward her and took a deep breath, then shrugged.
She took my hand and smiled wider. "Want to have sex with me?"
My jaw hit the floor as I stared into her beautiful green eyes. "What!?"
My name is Jason Burns and I have been coming to the same Tilted Kilt restaurant since they opened four years ago. I liked it because it was across the street from campus and I could sit in a corner and study....while of course stealing glances at the stunning girls working there. Some of the girls I even noticed on campus as well.
My favorite girl was Shauna, and I always tried to sit in her section whenever I possibly could. After a few months Shauna stopped taking my orders, instead she knew what I liked and brought things to me without asking. Over the years we got to know each other far more than a typical customer waitress combo.
For example, she knew I was a 22 year old virgin. And I knew that her boyfriend kept pressuring her into not using condoms and to let him try anal. Both of which she insisted she refused.
I was happy to learn about a year ago that she and her boyfriend broke up as she had literally caught him cheating on her. He had found another bitch to let him raw dog, which pissed Shauna off because she had to get herself tested to make sure the fuck had given her something.
Then about a year or so after she became a single woman and I remained a shy nerd, something crazy happened. As I was paying for my tab and packing up my stuff Shauna took a seat next to me and asked, "Hey can i ask you something?"
I glanced over and nodded, "Sure so long as it isn't about Physics."
She smiled and said, "Are you still a virgin?"
I turned toward her and took a deep breath, then shrugged.
She took my hand and smiled wider. "Want to have sex with me?"
My jaw hit the floor as I stared into her beautiful green eyes. "What!?"
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