KillerMuffin

[R Nitelight]

So, what portion of his anatomy did the StudMuffin scratch today?
And please.
Spare no details.......

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you get the names correct or did you mean Latina and Frank?

And don't forget the "illustration only" pictures!

 

[Tabby432]

Nitelight

You're in trouble now... she's going to kick your ass.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smileyshot2.gif

 

[Renegade]

This one's better. More graphic.


http://homer.span.ch/~spaw2462/internet/smilies/images/11shot.gif

 

[Tabby432]

I'm going to miss him.

 

[Renegade]

But something tells me KM isn't. Hear she has good aim.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nightlight, the StudMuffin has already told you no as clearly as he knows how. I would assume the fragmentation grenade impression, bellowing, and threats would have gotten the point across. There will be no menage a trois with him, you, and Ricky Martin. I know that's a painful concept for you to embrace, but there it is. So, since you already know that the StudMuffin likes to scratch his balls, I can only conclude you want a pic. Well, I'm not putting one up of his "package," but I will be nice to you and give you a Latina style shot of where the StudMuffin scratched. It's cruel, yes, but you should have your dreams.

http://www.big-cock-pictures.com/tn_cocks03_jpg.jpg

 

[Tabby432]

KM, you can do better than that.

 

[R Nitelight]

Tabby432

I thought it was fascinating.
But rather short.
KillerMuffin's posts are never long enough for me......

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh, I see. We want to get into a snide pissing contest. How about I just paste in some of Deborah's old stuff and change all the names to Nightlight's?

Or are we pissy because I don't think 10,000 posts means jack shit? Whoopee do? Why is a number worth congratulations? Why do people honestly give a fuck how many posts anyone has? I don't and never have. Once you drop the virgin moniker who the hell really cares?

Little clue here: The number of posts one has is in direct correlation with the lack of anything interesting to do. So yes, looking at my post total and tendancy to type bunches of shit, I have nothing to do either. The difference is, I'm not terribly proud of it.

I know you've typed more than 10,000 words, but you know as well as I do that it wasn't by much. Considering that you have another board where your post total is nearly as high, that makes 20,000ish posts in under a year.

So. To sum up. Nightlight busted 10,000 posts. KillerMuffin doesn't think that's anything terribly special and made a snide remark or five. Nightlight didn't like that and made a snide remark back. KillerMuffin opted not to get into a pissing contest with Nightlight and blew it off with inanity and naked pictures of men.

Oh wait, I forgot, only Nightlight is allowed to be a snide bastard here. My bad.

 

[Renegade]

Considering that you have another board where your post total is nearly as high, that makes 20,000ish posts in under a year.

What board? AA? He only has like 40 posts over there last I checked and he only made around 50 at Lashers before getting banned. Just wondering.

 

[Tabby432]

Oh, I see. We want to get into a snide pissing contest.

It's not nearly as interesting as I expected it to be.

 

[R Nitelight]

Renegade

I'm up to 71 posts over there.



And dear Muff, if pissing is to be done, you clearly took the first whiz.

A thread pops up from nowhere pointing out that I'm only 55 posts away from 10000. Means nothing to me, but I politely respond. One post closer.

Enter KillerMuffin.
Well.
Thanks for stopping by.


Almost two days later, I'm 48 posts away.
The truth is that I'm just not a megaposter anymore.
In my day, I could have nailed 55 posts before breakfast.
I just don't have the inclination for it anymore.
My Glory Days are in the distant past.
I still come every day.
I still read everything.
But as I read, I find myself asking "Didn't I answer this question in September?"
"And October?"
"And November?"
"And December?"

I come every day.
And I read the names.
Mostly new names. It's a new crowd.
And I realize. None of these people know me. None of them were around in October/November, when I was practically running this place.
I made every list back then.
I can't remember the last time I made a list.
*sigh*
My 15 minutes of fame were up months ago.
That's okay.
Life has intruded in new and unexpected ways.
I actually have one.
It's sucked most of my passion for this site away.
That's a little sad, because it's a much better place when I'm around.

But I'm still here.
I'll be here tonight.
I'll be here tomorrow.
Lord willing, I'll be the last one standing.
Maybe I'll get the fire again.
Nothing to lose sleep over, though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Then what was the purpose of this whole thread, other than to smack be back for my snideness? If you were as blase about the whole thing as you would have me believe, then you would have ignored my old refrain.

Oh my gawd, the Nightlight post total joke is as old as Ambro's we have stories crack. Who knew you were sensitive to it, you have never once mentioned it nor asked that it be stopped. Try communicating in a clear and direct manner, that would solve a lot of problems. If I hurt your feelings and you want me to knock something off the fucking say so. I'm not a mind-reader. I'm not privy to the Way of the Nightlight. I can be reasoned with. You, apparently, can't.

Anyway, I'm off to something more interesting to do.

 

[R Nitelight]

The point of this thread was clearly to smack back at you for your snideness.
This is old ground.
We've been over this before.
I thought we had long ago agreed to disagree, and to go our separate ways. And we have, for the most part. Plenty of room for both of us, on opposite sides of the room.
Your response to a thread that clearly didn't concern you came out of left field.
It needed to be addressed.
It was.
Have a nice day.

 

[TN_Vixen]

KM

I would like to thank you for making my afternoon with that pic.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: KM

I would like to thank you for making my afternoon with that pic.

That guy is deformed. Sort of a male Wendy Whoppers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I know PC, but I was going for a "Latina-esque" style of "illustrating" my verbiage.

Besides, I haven't seen yours, now have I?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: KM

That guy is deformed. Sort of a male Wendy Whoppers.

Yes, you're right... he is whopperesque isn't he? Still was nice to look at that thing just hangin' there like that.

Don't mind me, I'm just a crazed horny woman who has been deprived of sex and who needs to get laid. Hard. Now.

 

[Problem Child]

Don't mind me, I'm just a crazed horny woman who has been deprived of sex and who needs to get laid. Hard. Now.

So this is where I'm supposed to say something daft like "Hey baby, I'm ready whenever you are", or "Sweetie, I've got somethin' hard for ya, come on down!"

Nope, sorry...not playin' that game...you and your ever-ballooning melons are too much temptation for me. Sorry.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Fine PC

take your non-whopper-like dick away from my mouth then.

damn.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Fine PC

take your non-whopper-like dick away from my mouth then.

damn.

(well, it's maybe not whopper-like, but at least it's double- cheeseburger-with-bacon-like)

*sniffs*

Sorry hon...I just can't handle the stress and heartbreak of wanting, nay- lusting for you, and not having you....

*sobs uncontrollably*

 

[TN_Vixen]

hugs PC

Oh now now.. you'll get over it... truly! A support group meets twice a week.

I wondered where that bacon smell came from...