Killer, Let's Pass the Crack Pipe Around.

Lancecastor

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Think of it like the Middle East.

Looks like the set of Swordfish back there at the PeacePipe thread.

What did you PUT in that pipe???

As far as I'm concerned we were already cool.

Leave the story you wrote up, no skin off my nose. I always thought it was funny.

Seriously, if you have a pickle up your butt about something, let me know. Our Avs can do lunch. They'll talk. Laugh. Get drunk even.

Maybe Siren could mediate.

We should at least fight during ratings sweeps though...you know, like Sonny & Cher.

Nearly time for shift change here. The Lance early morning shift is now double teamed withe the Hanns Morning Drive due to budget cutbacks.

Fucking budgets. How can anyone expect quality programming without the resources to deploy the proper assets?

This is all Ishmael's fault you know.

We gotta get him a friendlier ferret, stat.

Lance
 
You've been shoving pickles up my butt for weeks now. I rather don't like it.

Other than the "leave the story up" bit, I didn't get th rest of that.
 
KillerMuffin said:
You've been shoving pickles up my butt for weeks now. I rather don't like it.


"We insert no pickles without reason or rhyme."


I'll have my staff look in to it.

Lance
 
Can I watch?

Can I watch while Lance shoves pickles up your butt, Killer Mmmmphin? And will someone please pass me the crack pipe?
:p
 
Re: Can I watch?

REDWAVE said:
Can I watch while Lance shoves pickles up your butt, Killer Mmmmphin? And will someone please pass me the crack pipe?
:p

I think lav stole it. Biatch.

PBW
 
Saw 'crack pipe'.
Decided to stop in.

Hi guys. :)
If I'm nice, maybe they'll share.
 
Mona said:
Saw 'crack pipe'.
Decided to stop in.

Hi guys. :)
If I'm nice, maybe they'll share.

People are nice here? Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Really, Lance

You shouldn't have busted out your crack pipe if you weren't ready to share. Like they say in school, "I hope you brought enough for everyone!"
 
I don't believe in peace until GWB is under 40% favorable. How come people busted with crack get life and people that do powder are elected for life?
 
what, I don't want to smoke crack, I wanna lick it.
 
perky_baby said:
what, I don't want to smoke crack, I wanna lick it.

you just have to love somebody that keeps things in thier proper perspective.
 
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