Kids say the darndest things

[DustyWolfe]

There was a 1st grade class that was learning about elasticity in science.
The teachers asks "Who knows of something that has elasticity in it?"
A little boy raises his hand and waves it around.
The teacher calls on the little boy "Yes Jeff?"
Jeff replies "Rubber bands"
The teacher grabs a rubber band and pulls on it till it snaps "Well, sort of..."
The kids lose interest in the topic and they move on to Math.
Jeff suddenly raises his hand and when the teacher calls on him he says "Skin"
The teacher looks at Jeff and shakes her head "What about skin?"
Jeff smiles rather proud of himself and replies " The Bible says Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles."

LMAO.. sorry couldn't resist

 

[BlazeofLife]

LMAO

Blaze

 

[SilverVeil]

Cute. I liked that one.

 

[lisalove]

ok...since we're sharing cutsie stories about what kids say...

a little while ago my 'busty' friend was visiting and when she bent over an ample cleavage was revealed. My darling little 3 yr old said, "what's that? a bum?"

Naturally we were howling with laughter!!