Kick me, kick me!!!

[Revenge2003]

I'm a newbie. Enough said?

 

[JerseyBoy]

*kick*

well shit, he asked me too...

welcome to lit as long as your name isnt Witch 666

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

You want it in the ass or the teeth?

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Spanking would be more appropriate but what the hell...

*KICK*

You are funny, I like the way you are introducing yourself

 

[KillerMuffin]

You don't have some insane raving political views that require daily rants do you? What about a megalomaniacal domination complex that requires you to sow dissent and carry on hostilities so that you can try to take over the board? Or do you go about regularly bashing gay people and insulting women? Do you develop obsessions with a local lesbian and call constant attention to the fact that you don't find a few others attractive whilst you go about making backhanded threats and ranting about muslims? Are you dee_cole or dave72? Do you have a trollish multiple personality disorder and a vested interest in trying to erase the hard drives on other peoples computers?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, bend over, I'll kick ya.

Otherwise, have a coke and a smile, kick back and enjoy the boards.

 

[Revenge2003]

You don't have some insane raving political views that require daily rants do you? What about a megalomaniacal domination complex that requires you to sow dissent and carry on hostilities so that you can try to take over the board? Or do you go about regularly bashing gay people and insulting women? Do you develop obsessions with a local lesbian and call constant attention to the fact that you don't find a few others attractive whilst you go about making backhanded threats and ranting about muslims? Are you dee_cole or dave72? Do you have a trollish multiple personality disorder and a vested interest in trying to erase the hard drives on other peoples computers?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, bend over, I'll kick ya.

Otherwise, have a coke and a smile, kick back and enjoy the boards.

Ummm, no to your questions, thanks for the Coke, but would you happen to have any Mountain Dew?

 

[Revenge2003]

You want it in the ass or the teeth?

Out of those two choices, teeth....would shins be an option?

 

[Zmey]

*kicks Revenge2003*

 

[JerseyBoy]

You don't have some insane raving political views that require daily rants do you? What about a megalomaniacal domination complex that requires you to sow dissent and carry on hostilities so that you can try to take over the board? Or do you go about regularly bashing gay people and insulting women? Do you develop obsessions with a local lesbian and call constant attention to the fact that you don't find a few others attractive whilst you go about making backhanded threats and ranting about muslims? Are you dee_cole or dave72? Do you have a trollish multiple personality disorder and a vested interest in trying to erase the hard drives on other peoples computers?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, bend over, I'll kick ya.

Otherwise, have a coke and a smile, kick back and enjoy the boards.

you forgot to mention siglines with pornographic audio to fuck us while we're at work...even as a 'prank'

 

[Revenge2003]

you forgot to mention siglines with pornographic audio to fuck us while we're at work...even as a 'prank'

Anything else I should avoid? I'm taking notes here.