Kettle korn...

[Guest]

Tastes like ass!


Hey, I thought I'd share that news with you.



Yeah, it's a meaningless thread.

 

[badasschick]

Popcorn is supposed to be salty unless it is in craker jack form, and still yet cracker jack taste like cardboard.

So I agree.

 

[Guest]

Thank you!

I so agree.

Then again, I'm hungry and bitter.

 

[red_rose]

I kinda like the sweet-saltiness of kettle korn.

But then again... I'm weird like that.





sidenote: It has to be the kind you get at the fair... not the kind you pop in the microwave....

 

[Guest]

Hmm. I've never had it from the fair.

You crazy kids and that av changing. You're fucking my already fucked up mind, tonight. *lol*

 

[Vilac]

Wouldn't the taste of ass vary severely from bottom to bottom?

Ergo....does Kettle Korn taste like 85 year-old grandmother ass, or 21 yr old college student ass?

Just a thought.



V~

 

[april-wine]

Hmm. I've never had it from the fair.

You crazy kids and that av changing. You're fucking my already fucked up mind, tonight. *lol*

Now I know what your ass tasted like............

 

[Guest]

V~

I'm thinking old, dry ass.

April! I am quite sweet.

 

[Sillyman]

I've never had it. I can't really make the comparison.

 

[Guest]

Sillyman,
I'd recommend trying ass, first.

What's wrong with me? Hunger is affecting my character. Heh.

 

[red_rose]

I think raindancer needs a cheeseburger or some hot wings or something.

Want me to run to the store for you, darlin'?

 

[april-wine]

V~

I'm thinking old, dry ass.

April! I am quite sweet.

Hmmmmm as I recall you weren't dry at all.......

And sweet as honey..........

 

[Guest]

I'm having one of those days when nothing fulfills my hunger. I eat but my tummy is an endless pit!

 

[Vilac]

V~

I'm thinking old, dry ass.

Old...dry ass would taste better than old, *wet ass. So, exactally how bad is this Kettle Korn?

I'm going to have to bring some home tomorrow...that's all there is to it.

V~

 

[Guest]

April made me squirt.

But, I am still hungry.

 

[Guest]

V~
You might like it, really.
I'm not a big fan of microwave popcorn, anyways. And, ass can be tasty.

 

[april-wine]

V~
You might like it, really.
I'm not a big fan of microwave popcorn, anyways. And, ass can be tasty.

*points to randancer*..........Now there's some tasty..............

 

[Vilac]

V~
You might like it, really.
I'm not a big fan of microwave popcorn, anyways. And, ass can be tasty.

I'll let you know what I think of it.

And, btw....I'll be taking applications for asses to compare the Korn to. LOL





V~

 

[Guest]

Welllll a threesome would take my mind off food.
Come on April, let's give V some kettlekorn.

 

[april-wine]

LOL.............hmmmmmm is that popping I hear lol

 

[Vilac]

Welllll a threesome would take my mind off food.
Come on April, let's give V some kettlekorn. [/QUO


I can see it now.....kernels in hard to reach places....

....butter stains on the sheets.....

God, I'm getting hot. LOL


V~

 

[Guest]

Yup. Yup.

 

[april-wine]

I must run gang..........good night to you both.............


Hugs

 

[Vilac]

Night April....
V~

 

[Guest]

Nighty night, lovely April.



Heh. V, I'll never look at popcorn quite the same.