Keeping The AH In Stitches

[Aurora Black]

ROFLMAO!!!!

I've seen the Adam doing four non blondes one before but not the Hebowski one. Brilliant!!!

The Big Lebowski: Fucking Short Version

Another funny one:

The Rude Awakening Of Optimus Prime

Fucking LMAO!

 

[AngeloMichael]

Fucking LMAO!

"Now let's go fuck Galvatron up the ass!"

 

[Aurora Black]

"Now let's go fuck Galvatron up the ass!"

"Not literally."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Wouldn't want this water bill.

 

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[Aurora Black]

Had to share this one:

http://www.nicolediana.com/uploads/post-3-1156372928.jpg

Le sigh...

 

[Aurora Black]

Reservoir Ponies

Silence of the Ducks

 

[Guest]

This just seems....appropriate...

http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/images/gws/GWS170.jpg

http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/images/gws/GWS160.jpg


Girls With Slingshots is one of the better webcomics. Go. Read. Join Us.

 

[Tom Collins]

PMSL...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUgv8QUQUWo&NR

 

[Tom Collins]

There was once a bus conductor, and he had really bad anger management problems, One day a woman on the bus refused to pay the fare. Well, the bus conductor got so angry he killed her. He was tried and sentenced to death by the electric chair.

The day for his execution came, and they took him out of his cell and brought him to the chair. The guard said, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

The guards rewired the chair and tested it a few times, and it worked perfectly. They brought the man back and said, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

Well, the guards bought a brand new electric chair. This one was amazing: leather seats, gold-plated armrests studded with rubies, the works. It was an incredible sight.

They brought the man back and asked, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please."

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair.

"Are you ready?" they asked.

"Yes," he said.

And they hit the switch. And nothing happened.

Now, in this particular state, there was a law that if someone survived the electric chair three times, he must be set free. So the man was released, and as soon as he stepped out of the prison, the press was all over him. He walked through the crowd and the flashing cameras until he saw a small man who asked, "Have you discovered some miraculous phenomenon of unripe green bananas?"

"No," he replied, "I've just always been a bad conductor."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Redneck Medical Terms

Benign.....................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.
Catscan...................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
G.I.Series.................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient...............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum...................Damn near killed him.
Secretion................Hiding something
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....................More than one.
Urine......................Opposite of mine.
Varicose.................Near by/close by.

 

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N.S.A. Wiretapping