Keep me company

[Erik_Northman]

OK, so I've been lurking here for a while now, made myself known in some other threads, but I've had mixed experience with the acquaintances I've made so far. So I thought I'd try this one last time, hoping there are some other lurkers out there who see this.

Long story short, I'm looking for a lady who will be a chat partner, a friend, a confidante. Someone to send me a dirty joke and give me a chuckle during a work meeting. Or tell me about your shitty day. Am I looking to sext or send dick pics on the first encounter? Absolutely not. Am I open to take things further if we have chemistry? Definitely. I hope that's not a deal breaker for you, nor your sole purpose. And if we decide just to stay friends, flirt and laugh together, that's good too.

I'm tall, quick-witted, educated and fit (maybe not underwear model fit, but I do work out) and consider myself fairly good looking.

PM me with your favourite movie quote and your preferred chatting platform. Age doesn't matter, but please be over 18. And not a spambot.

 

[Erik_Northman]

Bumpity bump

 

[Erik_Northman]

Bump-chicka-bump-bump

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Wait...What if dick pics are wanted on the first encounter?!?

 

[ashesatwork]

Good golly. 6'7"... I think I need a stool just to hold a conversation hours away from you
A bump for you cause this was well thought out.

 

[Erik_Northman]

Wait...What if dick pics are wanted on the first encounter?!?

I can give you some URLs if that's the case...

Otherwise, please restrain yourself until the second encounter.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

I can give you some URLs if that's the case...

Otherwise, please restrain yourself until the second encounter.

Lmao!!

 

[Bigbadrosy]

Vampire love

Hello erik !!

 

[Matt1234520]

Hi Rosy

 

[Erik_Northman]

Hello erik !!

Hi Rosy

 

[princesssexci]

Darn I guess being a spambot puts me out of the equation.

 

[Erik_Northman]

Darn I guess being a spambot puts me out of the equation.

Plot twist: So am I

 

[LonelyLittleRed]

"Curiouser and curiouser." Lol it speaks to me of everyday life, everyday i meet someone that I can't imagine never seeing again

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Shame I'm in a different time zone I'd happily chat too you

 

[Erik_Northman]

Shame I'm in a different time zone I'd happily chat too you

If your location is correct, you're closer to my time zone than most people here

 

[DallasInWonderland]

Favorite quote, not favorite movie..

I'm your huckleberry
-Doc Holliday in Tombstone

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

If your location is correct, you're closer to my time zone than most people here

I'm in the UK

 

[Erik_Northman]

I'm in the UK

Well then, I'm just one swift timezone to your right

Or left, if you're facing south...

 

[MichelleSugarBaby]

I think a mixed experience is to be expected on here yes haha. Good luck with your hunting

 

[Erik_Northman]

I think a mixed experience is to be expected on here yes haha. Good luck with your hunting

Thanks

 

[Erik_Northman]

March bump...

 

[Erik_Northman]

OK bumping this again. I've met some great people on here, some have faded away, others I've gotten close to... but there's always room for more in my region, time differences can be a b*tch.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

It's more fun to just randomly comment and giggle. Lots of great members among the trash.

Sorry I'm way over here and strapped to a hard table in the cellar.

 

[Erik_Northman]

Been wondering whether I should bump this thread or not... But I guess I just did

 

[coloroutsidethelines]

Just when I signed up? If you come back on, send me a PM. Would love to chat.