Karma as Instant Gratification

[GreenEyedGirl]

So, I was driving to work this morning, happily speeding and listening to morning radio drivel, when this large white boat of a car decides to give me a tail-pipe-ectomy. I could not even see her head lights, but I could see her, swearing and gesturing like a banshee. Now, I grew up in Boston, so I am no timid driver, but give me a break! So as soon as I could, which was to slow for her precious ass, I moved over and let her pass me by. But just as I was working up a good head of steam, about 5 minutes down the road, there she was, pulled over by a statie, and in handcuffs against the hood.

Now THAT is instant karma gratification.

Happens much to infrequently for my taste, but ohhhh when it does!

 

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm +16 Karma on /. and Got a 100 on my chemistry exam. Coincidence?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: What kind of karma do you bring upon yourself by reveling in her demise?

My kind of karma. Mwah hahahaha.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

What kind of karma do you bring upon yourself by reveling in her demise?

I know I know I know......

I'm waiting for that shoe to fall out of the sky.

But it made me so happy............

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Re: Re: What kind of karma do you bring upon yourself by reveling in her demise?

My kind of karma. Mwah hahahaha.

*grin*

Absolutely! That I could deal with. (I think)

 

[Monazwx]

Instant karma is the sweetest.

Should happen more often.
(Not to us though )

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Okay, the other shoe fell, and karma bit my ass for reveling in another's ass biting.

Driving to work Friday morning, I got pulled over for speeding. So the officer asks me if I know why he pulled me over. And I had a moment of watching myself respond from a few feet away. I watched myself say "I'm guessing it's a number between 75 and 80 sir?"
Thank whatever powers that be that he laughed. He laughed so hard he doubled over.
So I got away with a lecture about the dangers of speeding and no ticket.

Just thought I should share.

 

[scylis]

my karma ran over my dogma...

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

my karma ran over my dogma...

Exactly.

(love the pink light saber )

 

[scylis]

Exactly.

(love the pink light saber )

whore!

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

whore!

Yes, well, I am sure karma will run over my dogma for that.
But it is such a cute shade of magenta!

 

[shynsexy]

Karma!

I am still waiting for something good to happen to me. I drove up with my sis to killeen last thursday with my "friend" who we'll call "b" . it only took us 2 and a half hours to get ther, but after we dropped her off, it took us 5 hours to get home....i felt like i was being kidnapped...

so i'm in the car with him for 5 hours thinking to myself, the reward better be good!

 

[Lady_Sam]

As a firm believer in karma, I won't gloat about what happened, I'll simply post it matter of factly. My ex left me and abandoned his son for a younger model *feels odd saying that at 33* Joined her illegally in her country. Got deported and dumped within two months. And then had the nerve to call to see if he could come back.