Karen Kraft is a crab on the toilet seat of life?

[Lil'Ball'O'Hate]

Is the literotica member who goes by Karen Kraft a crab on the toilet seat of life?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's a myth. You can't get crabs that way. Except at Gladstones.

 

[bluespoke]

It's no use standing on the seat

the crabs in here can jump ten feet!

 

[Guest]

It's no use standing on the seat

the crabs in here can jump ten feet!

You use that Public Loo too?????

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

4 a gud time call me at 800-DICK-NOW!

 

[Morcheeba]

you should have spelled crab with a capital K, that woulda been Kewl.

 

[bluespoke]

You use that Public Loo too?????

You use the gents?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

That's a myth. You can't get crabs that way. Except at Gladstones.

Nobody knows crabs like DCL.

 

[Guest]

You use the gents?

<<< learning to pee standing up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Nobody knows crabs like DCL.

With a name like Portunus Pelagicus it HAS to be good.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

With a name like Portunus Pelagicus it HAS to be good.

Not necessarily.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A day without crabs is like a day without smelly pliers.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A day without crabs is like a day without smelly pliers.

Personally, I prefer Langostino.

Seafood should be foreign sounding to taste good.

 

[Morcheeba]

A day without crabs is like a day without smelly pliers.

This is definitely sigline worthy... mind if I use it and, of course, give you credit?

 

[RawHumor]

A day without crabs is like a day without smelly pliers.

Your wife likes it when I bring a butter dish along when I go down on her... I bring the bib on my own.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

This is definitely sigline worthy... mind if I use it and, of course, give you credit?

Go ahead. But you get the hate mail.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Your wife likes it when I bring a butter dish along when I go down on her... I bring the bib on my own.

As long as she gets the nutcracker, I'm fine.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Go ahead. But you get the hate mail.

And DCL knows hate male.

 

[RawHumor]

And DCL knows hate male.

Yeah, Rob got horrible reviews.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yeah, Rob got horrible reviews.

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of him turning his wife loose on you with the pliers.

 

[Karen Kraft]

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[Karen Kraft]

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[RosevilleCAguy]

. . . or a day without Anita Bryant . . . (my hero)

Don't you mean heroine?

 

[April]

The Stones are always Glad at the beach, particularly when you bring your laser pointer and let the seagulls chase it while eating peanuts.

. . . or something . . .

I Am Your Karen. Bow.

Oh shut the fuck up you delusional cow.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Oh shut the fuck up you delusional cow.

Really. Tell us how you feel.