Karen Kraft Gives Oral . . . . .

[Karen Kraft]

. . . . RECITATION OF HER LATEST STORY!!! -- Karen Was Left Unattended.

"It's always about Me."

http://www.literotica.com/audio/audioindex.shtml

 

[Guest]

you sound like you are 12. and when you say masturbate.....it doesn't even sound dirty......This sounds like an afternoon special........

 

[Karen Kraft]

Karen's Kross to Bear

you sound like you are 12

You like 12-year olds? Cool. So did I -- when I was 12.


Each of us has our own cross to bear. Mine is a young voice. Other than that, I am perfect in every way.

 

[Guest]

If you lower the timbre of your voice you'll sound more sexually exciting .....and excited.
Nice story tho'.

 

[TANG GOD]

I couldn't get it to play sinse my WMP siad it was corupted ....WOW if you sound like a little innocent cutie my mind is boiling.
Kraft Cheese i still think you're cool

 

[Karen Kraft]

I couldn't get it to play sinse my WMP siad it was corupted ....WOW if you sound like a little innocent cutie my mind is boiling.
Kraft Cheese i still think you're cool

You have certain God-like qualities yourself, Tang.
But we already knew that.

 

[Karen Kraft]

If you lower the timbre of your voice you'll sound more sexually exciting .....and excited.
Nice story tho'.

Thanks. I agree, but I was nervous when I made the short story recording. When I am nervous my voice goes up too much. I wanted it to be bubbly and enthusiastic sounding. The poem sounds more like what my ordinary speaking voice sounds like.

Thanks for the feedback.

 

[sterlingclay]

... Velma?


http://www.terra.com.uy/especiales/scoobydoo/img/velma.jpg

 

[TANG GOD]

Karen can you narrate your story sinse i was not able to hear it

 

[sterlingclay]

Karen can you narrate your story sinse i was not able to hear it

sigh. Real Player dude. You need real player, not wmp to play the ram files.

 

[TANG GOD]

sigh. Real Player dude. You need real player, not wmp to play the ram files.

say cool person i hit save and my WMP hosts the audio.

 

[Karen Kraft]

sigh. Real Player dude. You need real player, not wmp to play the ram files.

It's true, Tang. And Real Player is a little tiny bit predatory, in my opinion, since they plant their own program in your Start Up config any time you use the player AND they nag you to upgrade all the time. That having been said, it is a pretty good playing, I think.

 

[Guru]

No Real Player. So I don't get kiddy porn?

 

[Karen Kraft]

No Real Player. So I don't get kiddy porn?

You don't get kiddy porn since it violates your MDSO terms of probation.

 

[Guru]

You don't get kiddy porn since it violates your MDSO terms of probation.

Slut.

 

[sterlingclay]

It's true, Tang. And Real Player is a little tiny bit predatory, in my opinion, since they plant their own program in your Start Up config any time you use the player AND they nag you to upgrade all the time. That having been said, it is a pretty good playing, I think.

And the only way to kill it is through task manager. It's the spyware media player for the whole family. But worth it, I suppose because it does play some things WMP can't.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Slut.

You would know -- you probably have a basement full of them -- or at least their parts.

 

[TANG GOD]

It's true, Tang. And Real Player is a little tiny bit predatory, in my opinion, since they plant their own program in your Start Up config any time you use the player AND they nag you to upgrade all the time. That having been said, it is a pretty good playing, I think.

Cool...but alway click on no when the pop up ''upgrade now'' apears.....i will click on next time but then agian it will not play my old videos

 

[TANG GOD]

No Real Player. So I don't get kiddy porn?

Fucking guy!!!1

 

[Karen Kraft]

Cool...but alway click on no when the pop up ''upgrade now'' apears.....i will click on next time but then agian it will not play my old videos

Send me an email and I will send you the poem and the short story in MP3 format if you like.

See PM for email address.

 

[sterlingclay]

You would know -- you probably have a basement full of them -- or at least their parts.

http://www.devongallery.com/images/paintings/l-home-run-record.jpg

 

[Karen Kraft]

http://www.devongallery.com/images/paintings/l-home-run-record.jpg

Thanks, SC. High fives all around on that one!!

ROFL

 

[TANG GOD]

Send me an email and I will send you the poem and the short story in MP3 format if you like.

See PM for email address.

I will girl friend , Wow i would of never tought me and you cool like this ....i hope this is not revenge(virus) for all my flames i made to a cool funk misstress of college heat like you!!1

 

[Karen Kraft]

I will girl friend , Wow i would of never tought me and you cool like this ....i hope this is not revenge(virus) for all my flames i made to a cool funk misstress of college heat like you!!1

Oh, man! Don't say virus. Ugh. I spent all Christmas Eve and two hours Christmas day helping a friend get all the freaking pop-up malware bugs, worms, etc. off his college laptop. I would really like to get my hands on the S.O.B.s who generate those things! The one he had hid in the Windows\prefetch subdirectory and went on line to download fresh pop-ups every four minutes. It took McAfee, Norton, and TrendMicros, plus some manual removal crap to clean it all out. Nah, I will just send good old MP3s to you. One is ten minutes long, the other is like a minute and a half, more or less.

As for me, it is four minutes until midnight and I have to get to bed -- some serious shopping to do tomorrow morning, bright and early. Yay.

Bye for now.

 

[sterlingclay]

I reinstalled my OS on Tuesday. As soon as I installed the dsl software I scored the welch worm. Hooray for me. Finally got rid of it though. Hooray for me.




I'm tired now. Good night.