urguyscott
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News Flash. Kim Kardashian's Butt Unfortunately Deflated. The deformed rear end of Kardiashian sprang a leak and she took off like a jet flying around the world. Children everywhere cried when their favorite bouncing house was deflated. Florida officials say they don't know what they will use to plug sink holes now that her rear end has lost a couple of tons of weigh and miles of width.
(before any cry baby leftist say this is being cruel, remember your senators and representatives used cuss words in front of children and on network and that none of you said showing a head chopped off was wrong or that wanting to blow up buildings and kill people as stated by "marchers" was wrong. Besides this dump broad took shots to make her rear end look that ugly. She sets herself up for jokes just like their so called soap opera. If it wasn't so stupid people wouldn't make so much fun of it.)
Now back to our regular ranting and fake news. Air pollution caused by the leak is now rated the same in Hollywood as the air in China. Representative Princess Nancy said it was President Bush's fault. (By the way she still thinks Bush is in office.) All emails regarding this subject have been accidentally destroyed as the server was stored in her bathroom.
Her husband who used her read as a basketball said it was just as well as he never could find a hoop big enough for it to go through. The former AG and FBI director, after conferring and accepting a bribe in her private jet said no charges will be made for the leak increasing the worlds temperature. However former Vice President Gore and Governor Brown of California have boarded their private jets for a world tour of telling how they will help stop this increase. To make sure they will only fly private jets that burn dirty coal. They were going to take off from Colorado, but the pot smoke was so thick they couldn't and they also had to cancel their trip to China because they couldn't find it under all their smog.
Ms. Kardashian was going to give on of her dramatic speeches such as she gives on her family's comedy show, but every time she opened her mouth a fart came out.
Any reports you may have heard about a pod of whales being beached is false. It is Kim and Bruce Jenner flopping around on the beach.
NASA says they will miss such a large object as it was a good reference point that could be seen from space.
The President has asked that all pants be lowered to half mass for one day to show respect for the lost of the eighth wonder of the world.
(before any cry baby leftist say this is being cruel, remember your senators and representatives used cuss words in front of children and on network and that none of you said showing a head chopped off was wrong or that wanting to blow up buildings and kill people as stated by "marchers" was wrong. Besides this dump broad took shots to make her rear end look that ugly. She sets herself up for jokes just like their so called soap opera. If it wasn't so stupid people wouldn't make so much fun of it.)
Now back to our regular ranting and fake news. Air pollution caused by the leak is now rated the same in Hollywood as the air in China. Representative Princess Nancy said it was President Bush's fault. (By the way she still thinks Bush is in office.) All emails regarding this subject have been accidentally destroyed as the server was stored in her bathroom.
Her husband who used her read as a basketball said it was just as well as he never could find a hoop big enough for it to go through. The former AG and FBI director, after conferring and accepting a bribe in her private jet said no charges will be made for the leak increasing the worlds temperature. However former Vice President Gore and Governor Brown of California have boarded their private jets for a world tour of telling how they will help stop this increase. To make sure they will only fly private jets that burn dirty coal. They were going to take off from Colorado, but the pot smoke was so thick they couldn't and they also had to cancel their trip to China because they couldn't find it under all their smog.
Ms. Kardashian was going to give on of her dramatic speeches such as she gives on her family's comedy show, but every time she opened her mouth a fart came out.
Any reports you may have heard about a pod of whales being beached is false. It is Kim and Bruce Jenner flopping around on the beach.
NASA says they will miss such a large object as it was a good reference point that could be seen from space.
The President has asked that all pants be lowered to half mass for one day to show respect for the lost of the eighth wonder of the world.
