KARAOKE ~ step up to the mic!!

[gypsywitch]

~ I was just singing this song in the car and thought of you guys. ~

~ Maybe its cause the person sitting next to me at the light got a real kick out of it for some reason. ~



So long
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find
I only know it's a matter of time
When you love someone
When you love someone

It feels so right, so warm and true
I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This heart of mine has been hurt before
This time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for a girl like you
To come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you
A love that will survive
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you
To come into my life

You're so good
When we make love it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word we say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you love someone
Yeah, really love someone

Now, I know it's right
From the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's no where on earth that I'd rather be
Than holding you, tenderly

I've been waiting for a girl like you
To come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you
And a love that will survive
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you
To come into my life

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh
Ooh, I've been waiting
I've been waiting, yeah
I've been waiting for a girl like you
I've been waiting
Won't you come into my life?
My life?


OK ~ your turn to make a fool of yourself or maybe not.

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

Rose darling come to me
Snake Mary's gone to bed
All our steaming sounds of love
Cannot disturb her in her night
Or raise her sleeping head
All I ask of you
Is make my wildest dreams come true
No one sees and no one knows

Rose darling come to me
Snake Mary dreams along
I would guess she's in Detroit
With lots of money in the bank
Although I could be wrong
You must know it's right
The spore is on the wind tonight
You won't feel it till it grows

Rose darling my friend
With only you and what I found
We'll wear the weary hours down

Rose darling come to me
The clock is close at hand
All my empty words of love
Can never screen the flash I feel
Or make you understand
Honey can't you see
I know it's real it's got to be
Why not chase it where it grows

Rose darling my friend
With only you and what I found
We'll wear the weary hours down

 

[gypsywitch]

Bus stop, wet day, she's there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she'd shop and she would show me what she bought
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and her's are going to be the same

That's the way the whole thing started
Silly, but it's true
Thinking of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue

Came the sun, the ice was melting
No more sheltering, now
Nice to think that that umbrella led me to a vow

Bus stop, wet day
She's there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

A shadow
Crossed the blue Miami sky
As we hit the causeway by the big hotels
We fought
Now I can't remember why
After all the words were said and tears were gone
We vowed we'd never say good bye

When we kissed
We could here the sound of thunder
As we watched the regulars rush the big hotels
We kissed again
As the shower swept the Florida shore
You opened your umbrella and we walked
Between the raindrops back to your door
We walked
Between the raindrops back to your door

(Ooooooooooh Miami !!)

In my dreams
I can hear the sound of thunder
I can see the causeway by the big hotels
That happy day
We'll find each other on that Florida shore
You'll open your umbrella and we'll walk
Between the raindrops back to your door
We'll walk
Between the raindrops, between the raindrops
We'll walk
Between the raindrops back to your door

 

[gypsywitch]

Michelle, ma belle.
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.

Michelle, ma belle.
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
That's all I want to say.
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand.

I need you, I need you, I need you.
I need to make you see,
Oh, what you mean to me.
Until I do I'm hoping you will
Know what I mean.

I love you.

I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow.
Until I do I'm telling you so
You'll understand.

I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand, my Michelle.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

When you were mine
I gave you all of my money
Time after time
You done me wrong
It was just like a dream
You let all my friends come over and meet
And you were so strange
You didn't have the decency To change the sheets

Oh girl, when you were mine
I used to let you wear all my clothes
You were so fine (so fine)
Maybe that's the reason
That it hurt me so

I know (I know)
That you're going with another guy
I don't care (don't care)
Cuz I love u, baby, that's no lie
I love you more than I did
When you were mine

When you were mine
You were kinda sorta my best friend
So I was blind (so blind)
I let you fool around
I never cared (didn't care)
I never was the kind to make a fuss
When he was there
Sleeping inbetween the two of us

I know (I know)
That you're going with another guy
I don't care (don't care)
Cuz I love you, baby, that's no lie
I love you more than I did
When you were mine

When you were mine
U were all I ever wanted to do
Now I spend my time
Following him whenever he's with you

I know (I know)
That you're going with another guy
I don't care (don't care)
Cuz I love you, baby, that's no lie
I love you more that I did
When you were mine

When you were mine, yeah, oh no
Love you, baby
Love you, baby
When you were mine

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Baby, baby, baby
What's it gonna be
Baby, baby, baby
Is it him or is it me?
Don't make me waste my time
Don't make me lose my mind baby

Baby, baby, baby
Can't u stay with me tonight
Oh baby, baby, baby
Don't my kisses please u right
U were so hard 2 find
The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime

Paint a perfect picture
Bring 2 life a vision in one's mind
The beautiful ones
Always smash the picture
Always everytime

If I told u baby
That I was in love with u
Oh baby, baby, baby
If we got married
Would that be cool?

U make me so confused
The beautiful ones
U always seem 2 lose

Baby, baby,
Baby, baby,
Baby, baby,
Baby,
What's it gonna be baby?

Do u want him?
Or do u want me?
Cause I want u
Said I want u
Tell me, babe
Do u want me?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do u want me?
Baby, baby, baby
Listen 2 me
I may not know where I'm going (babe)
I said I may not know what I need
One thing, one thing's 4 certain baby
I know what I want, yeah
and if it please u baby
please u, baby
I'm begging down on my knees
I want u
Yes I do
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I want you

Yes I do

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, Nikki, ohhhh

come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
"Hello, how r u? I'm fine. 'cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

 

[gypsywitch]

Outside the rain begins
And it may never end
So cry no more, on the shore a dream
Will take us out to sea
Forevermore, forevermore

Close your eyes and dream
And you can be with me
'Neath the waves, through the cave of hours
Long forgotten now
We're all alone, we're all alone

Close the window, calm the light
And it will be all right
No need to bother now
Let it out, let it all begin
Learn how to pretend

Once a story's told
It can't help but grow old
Roses do, lovers too, so cast
Your seasons to the wind
And hold me dear, oh, hold me dear

Close the window, calm the light
And it will be all right
No need to bother now,
Let it out, let it all begin
All's forgotten now
We're all alone, all alone

Close the window, calm the light
And it will be all right
No need to bother now,
Let it out, let it all begin
Owe it to the wind, my love
Oh, hold me dear

All's forgotten now, my love,
We're all alone, we're all alone

 

[Etoile]

Not to be grinchy, but how is this GLBT?

 

[gman23]

Not a gypsy nor a witch
calypso with a Circe's switch
the sirens wail a mournful shade
of acquiescent serenade

while the tarantella played
minion's plot and diva swayed
the dancers in their cool charade
Terpsichore in awe

with tantamount and utmost care
a vision through the mirrored flare
an Artemis with raven hair
a dream of Avalon

round circled stones by fire bright
i saw you dance midsummers night
oh so many years ago
beyond the hand of time

did i hear you call my name
a voice ,a breath's delightful game
in arabesque a loves refrain
to light the evening song

 

[gypsywitch]

Oh Etoile, not everyone is sticking with the original theme. They have their own style I guess.

Here's one from me to you.


I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
I've got the month of May
I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way

My girl my girl my girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl
my girl

I've got so much honey
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter song
Than the birds in the tree
Well I guess you say
What can make me feel this way

My girl My girl my girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl
Yeah Yeah

I don't need no money
Fortune or fame
I've got all the riches Baby
One man can claim
Well I guess you say
What can make me feel this way

It's my girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
With my girl, I even got the month of May
My girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl
Talkin' 'bout
Talkin' 'bout
My girl My Girl

 

[Etoile]

Aww, with a tribute like that, how can I be grinchy any longer?

 

[gypsywitch]

Hey boss...

is BI humor ok?

 

[Etoile]

It's the GLBT board, isn't it?

And I only just noticed your icon has little flashing nipples!

 

[gypsywitch]

Look deeeply into my nipplllles...

you're underrr my spellll...



Never mind.

I'm making myself sleepy.

Nighty night.

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

Dear Gypsy and Etoile,

You gals have made my day !!

Talk to you a bit later on...

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Sang

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all

And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame then I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing,
Help me to breathe

^_^ now that my voice has caused aural hemorraging my mission is over... hehehe

-Zergplex

 

[gypsywitch]

The audience in the auditorium seems to be suffering from serious audio problems.

It couldn't be your singing.


Let's take it down a notch now...




I'm lookin' out my window
I watch the clouds go by
I look to see eternity
The endless rolling sky

You cannot think of eternity
Think of it like time
You try to think, you try to count
You just mess up your mind

Eternity, eternity
Honey, I love you, you love me
Let's love each other through eternity

Since before man could see
There was eternity
After man is come and gone
Eternity lingers on, eternity lingers on

Everything crawl, creep, or fly
Just live until they die
I love you, honey you love me
Let's love each other through eternity

Eternity, eternity
I love you, you love me
Let's love each other through eternity
Through eternity

Well I think about life, we don't know
Whether it all could be in vain
Look through time, it's for sure
It's the greatest gift to man

Music and Love, you can't explain
Try and understand
The greatest thing could ever be
We make love through eternity
Make love through eternity

When the world think our defeat
Think that we are gone
We'll still have our place of peace
Our love will linger on, linger on

We won't care just what who said
If it's truth or lie
We'll still have our greatest gift
Our love won't ever die
Love won't ever die
Love won't ever die

 

[Guest]

 

[gman23]

"This space is getting hot"

 

[gypsywitch]

Yea BABY.

 

[TheFrenchGuy]

2 table spoons of cinnamon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A little stick of butter melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wind spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in Heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls ?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need it quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Ooooo Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put it in your mouth and suck'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
No fat, full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

A cup of unsweetened chocolate
And half a cup of brandy
Now throw a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate it when my balls stick
Now preheat the oven to 350
And give spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls ?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need it quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Ooooo Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put it in your mouth and suck'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
No fat, full of vitamins, high in flavour
Suck on my balls

Now, wait a minute...
Smells like something's burnin'...
Baby, better get back to the kitchen
Cause I got a sneaking suspicion...
Ooooooh Baby...
Baby !! You just burned my balls !!
Gimme some water !!
Put water on me !!!
Do something !!!

Ooooo Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put it in your mouth and suck'em (They're on fire Baby !!!)
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
blow, blow !!!

 

[gypsywitch]

Now that has GOT to be put on the General Board!

Right on The French Guy!

Ummmmm...

Inside you're burnin'
I can see clear through
Your eyes tell more than you mean them to
Lit up and flashin' like the reds and blues
Out there on the neon avenue
Well I, feel like a stranger (feel like a stranger)

Well the music's thunderin', restless and hot
You keep firin' me glances across the room
And I can't stop wonderin' just what you got
Get the feeling I'm going to find out real soon
But I feel like a stranger (feel like a stranger)
So let's get on with the show, let's go

Yes, and the wheels it's smokin 'round midnight
You show me a look that says "Let's go"
Yes, and it feels about like running a red light
Now there ain't no point in looking behind us, no!
Still I feel like a stranger (feel like a stranger)
You know It's gonna get stranger, let's get on with the show

If this were love now how would I know? How would I know?
Feel like a stranger
Gonna be a long, long, crazy, crazy night
Silky, silky, crazy, crazy night

 

[gman23]

moving up the ranks

yummalicously tiggeriffic, if i could get more specific
as i pen this honorific, that i dead -i -cate to you

you'd give cat back her meow, if she lost it you'd know how
with psychology by Tao and perhaps a touch of pooh

splendiforously Svengali, majestic as Denali
strong as finale , delicate as dew

a smile so beatific, a manner quite pacific
you're really quite a keeper,i think that you would do

cause of late i 've had this urgin' , just like silly sturgeon
for caviar at 9 and champagne at lunch for two

but surly i digress, as much as i confess
a growing pleasantness, every time i think of you