Karaoke booth at the mall asked me this..

[Mike_Yates]

I was at my local outlet mall, and as I was walking past the Karaoke booth, I clearly heard it ask me "how many organs have you lost?"

There was no mistaking it either, it was clear as day.

ssshit..............

http://112.imagebam.com/download/VlLTUCpY9rJDlf6X0ilSGg/36274/362735661/organs.jpg

 

[Curtis71]

I was at my local outlet mall, and as I was walking past the Karaoke booth, I clearly heard it ask me "how many organs have you lost?"

There was no mistaking it either, it was clear as day.

Shit..............

Are you a organ herder?

 

[SuprSalor]

You should refer the booth to your dishwasher for answers about your person...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I was at my local outlet mall, and as I was walking past the Karaoke booth, I clearly heard it ask me "how many organs have you lost?"

There was no mistaking it either, it was clear as day.

Shit..............

What did you say?

 

[PayDay]

http://www.econlib.org/library/Columns/y2012/SheltonMcKenziekidney.html

 

[doctor_insanus]

Lost? Like... misplaced?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Lost? Like... misplaced?

I always thought it would be nice to have detachable arms because it would be more comfortable to sleep.

But then you have the problem of misplacing one. Not to mention the problems of putting the first one back on in the morning.

 

[phrodeau]

I think you heard a mondegreen.

 

[Que]

My folks donated the Hammond church organ we had with its big leslie cabinet to charity, so it ended up lost to posterity.

 

[SuprSalor]

I always thought it would be nice to have detachable arms because it would be more comfortable to sleep.

But then you have the problem of misplacing one. Not to mention the problems of putting the first one back on in the morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43Y5BCm4tY

 

[Disgustipated]

Query felt the need to top a Yates thread. Pathetic.

 

[Garnate]

Query felt the need to top a Yates thread. Pathetic.

But he did it with only one sentence so don't fuck this up. It could be a new trend! *Hopes*

 

[Mike_Yates]

I always thought it would be nice to have detachable arms because it would be more comfortable to sleep.

But then you have the problem of misplacing one. Not to mention the problems of putting the first one back on in the morning.

I never asked for this...

http://boardgamegeek.com/camo/f36f456c2191ecbdc168183817700db5f1fb2cdb/687474703a2f2f692e6461696c796d61696c2e636f2e756b2f692f7069782f323031312f30382f32362f61727469636c652d323033303432302d304439343830353030303030303537382d38385f363334783338342e6a7067

 

[phrodeau]

Query felt the need to top a Yates thread. Pathetic.

I have known a hen to crow. ---Oliver Wendell Holmes

 

[Disgustipated]

But he did it with only one sentence so don't fuck this up. It could be a new trend! *Hopes*

Are we still allowed to laugh at him?

 

[CandiCame]

...it actually probably means http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdKTzx13vnJ8iP72jb02HySDKdDxbY1EAGAOOJaHRRBlgXJVEFYA, especially if it's an older machine.

Because my mom is a horrible bitch who wanted me to be an actor/singer/something, idk, she was a dumbass, I know that older Karaoke machines used to be attached to organs, and you would play the organ to generate the lyric sheet thing. My brother would play the organ while I would sing at this place we used to perform because, you know, my mom forced us. So if I had to guess, I would think that the machine was referencing the way they used to work as kind of an in-joke.

Edit: If you sang badly it might do that as kind of an insult. As a "how many accompanists have walked out on you?" type of thing.

 

[Garnate]

Are we still allowed to laugh at him?

Do what you want, I'm not your mother. Could you send me some of her meatballs, though?

 

[Disgustipated]

Do what you want, I'm not your mother. Could you send me some of her meatballs, though?

Can I just send you her?

 

[Garnate]

Can I just send you her?

Completely acceptable. She'll learn to like me.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I think that I might literally be starting to hear things that aren't actually there.

 

[CandiCame]

I've not seen a karaoke booth. WTF is the point of putting song in booth form? Why would you sing if no one can hear it? The only reason to sing is so other people can hear it. And if they can't hear you you need to project or your mother will hit you with rolled up sheet music. Or your vocal coach will just look dejected and dissapointed and tell you that the reason you can't take state is because your dumb ass has no lungs and is also a dumbass.

 

[CandiCame]

Oh wait, I googled it and these are actually really cool. There's speakers on the side AND it tapes you and bluescreens you into a half assed music video! That's adorable! That sounds like something kids would love. I want BiteSize to have that experience. She already sings at the webcam when she's skyping. And then we would have that as she grows and omg that's adorable, I wonder if there's one at Fayette mall.

Edit: I refuse to let my aversion to singing ruin it for her.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Karaoke machines at shopping malls are a huge hit with teen and tween girls.

I've never used one.

It's sad that people actually pay money to make asses of themselves.

 

[Que]

Query felt the need to top a Yates thread. Pathetic.

Your feelings of inadequacy and need to bottom does not mean I am "topping."

 

[phrodeau]

I think that I might literally be starting to hear things that aren't actually there.

You're seeing Heathyr Hoffman's nipples, too.